Tabloid girl's jubs freeze at -130°C
yonorri
Touched up? #
Posted Monday 29th December 2008 14:41 GMT

I've studied this picture in detail and have come to the conclusion that the model has been touched up.
Tongue lolling and spittle drooling in a Homer Simpson style...
Rob
-130 WTF!!!! #
Posted Monday 29th December 2008 14:52 GMT

Sod the bulgarian airbags, we're all gonna die!
Anonymous Coward
Re:Touched up? #
Posted Monday 29th December 2008 15:11 GMT

Agree. And even the touching up could not disguise that it is more likely to be Liverpudlian than Bulgarian.
Here is how a high quality Bulgarian airbag carrier is supposed to look like (though judging by the family name and town of origin this particular sample may have a significant portion of Russian "improvement"):
http://www.missworld.com/galleries/item?item_id=751
alan
-130? << that IS a title!! WHY do I need to type this ASWELL?? #
Posted Monday 29th December 2008 15:11 GMT

er...... I thought we used celcius here, not farenheight? Or is this the typical reporting standard for the Daily Star - I don't soil my eyes with reporting of that caliber normally.... just the 3rd page XD
Well if we are in for minus 130C then I suppose we should all go to mexico......
mines the one with the copy of the day after tomorrow in the pocket
Jason Baziliauskas
night time of -130 daytime of 20 to 40... #
Posted Monday 29th December 2008 15:11 GMT
reading the story on daily star site it seems that it'll be a bit of a heat wave during the day with temperatures between 20 and 40C.
Maybe the Daily Star needs to invest in a website which can handle the degree symbol. -13degC to 2 to 4deg C...
Anonymous Coward
Stating the obvious ... #
Posted Monday 29th December 2008 15:11 GMT
... because somebody has to. Someone stuffed up with fonts or cut-and-paste: the degree symbol has been converted to a zero.
But I guess that's cold comfort now.
Simon Hamp
Another great gaff by one of Britains finest old media institutions #
Posted Monday 29th December 2008 15:11 GMT

yes -130C: you read it right... we could see temperatures drop to their lowest ever in recorded history this week as typos abound and suggestible readers don't use their noggins
Henry
A matter of degrees #
Posted Monday 29th December 2008 15:11 GMT
If you read the article (rather than just looking at the picture) it's pretty obvious that they've just replaced all the degree symbols with zeroes.
Michael Reed
I knew it #
Posted Monday 29th December 2008 15:13 GMT

I knew that it was a mistake to buy the editor of that newspaper a copy of The Day After Tomorrow. I told him that although Al Gore had endorsed it, it wasn't a documentary. Gotta love the print media's understanding of science.
Ed
It will be as low as -130C?! #
Posted Monday 29th December 2008 15:13 GMT

Bollocks will it!
gareth
where has this information come from #
Posted Monday 29th December 2008 20:59 GMT
the met office website is forcasting down to -4 C
as is accuweather.com and the bbc
i think they may be mixing their F and C as im pretty sure the average temperature for this time of year if no 20 -> 40 C. 20 -> 40 F is more reasonable as 30F is ~ 0C
James O'Shea
employment questions #
Posted Monday 29th December 2008 20:59 GMT

how, exactly does one go about getting qualified for doing the 'work' that Lester Haines does, and are there any additional such positions open at Vulture Central?
Paris, 'cause it seems that Lester knows her almost as well as I'd like to.
Heff
Quick! Someone call richard and judy! #
Posted Monday 29th December 2008 21:02 GMT

THE NATION MUST BE SAVED! STOCK UP ON CANNED GOODS AND KEROSENE HEATERS, THE BIG FREEZE IS COMIN AND WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
mmmn, panicky sheeples.
Dark Hippo
I believe #
Posted Monday 29th December 2008 21:02 GMT
that in Siberia when it hits -60, it's cold enough to freeze your eyeballs in your head. Guess it'll make New Years a little more exciting than usual though :)
Dave in the States
Wouldn't mind touching those up myself... #
Posted Monday 29th December 2008 21:02 GMT

'Nuff said.
(Paris for obvious reasons)
Anonymous Coward
-130C - Thats #
Posted Monday 29th December 2008 21:02 GMT

nearly as cold a one of SWMBO's "frosty" glances after I've been down the pub^W^W^W discussing world events with some colleagues.
Anonymous John
A title is required, so mine's the fur lined one, with heavy gloves. #
Posted Monday 29th December 2008 21:02 GMT

The BBC news website sometimes struggles with temperature too. I've seena couple of items about Global Warming saying things like "Average temperatures will increase by 2C (36F)"
Gwilym Smith
Hmm #
Posted Monday 29th December 2008 21:02 GMT
I believe that ° is the symbol that people are expecting to see. (ALT + 0176)
Eddy Ito
Article?? #
Posted Monday 29th December 2008 21:02 GMT

You mean there were words near the picture? That said, the young lady is clearly at least a DD and calling it -130C is something up with which I shall not put! Don't worry lass, an injustice such as this won't go unanswered. Just leave everything in my warm hands and everything will be fine.
Cameron Colley
Cool :-D finally we get superconductors... #
Posted Monday 29th December 2008 21:02 GMT

... that work at ambient temperature.
grumpy
Yay!1!!1one! #
Posted Monday 29th December 2008 21:02 GMT

Dry ice snowball fight! Can't beat that. Just don't rub your nose, it'll probably shatter.
Dana Moog
Dress for Success #
Posted Monday 29th December 2008 21:02 GMT
I was out skiing last weekend at -20 F, with a windchill of -70 F... life goes on. Just dress up for it, don't undress for it.
Colin Wilson
Can anyone enlighten me... #
Posted Monday 29th December 2008 21:02 GMT

Where the hell did the phrase "bulgarian airbags" come from anyway - I think it was a comment on a story, but i'm not sure...
Paris, because you'd love to put your pric^W pin in them too !
Justin Case
@Henry #
Posted Monday 29th December 2008 21:02 GMT

"If you read the article (rather than just looking at the picture) it's pretty obvious that they've just replaced all the degree symbols with zeroes."
You mean there was an article?
jon
too distracted most likely..... #
Posted Monday 29th December 2008 21:02 GMT
the copy was pre -written, he just had to fill in the values from the met...
> so -1 , -3 quickly turns into - 1 3 deg, ie -130..... ROFL....
same with - 6 up north...
Andrew Langhorn
Blighty's on for a new record... #
Posted Monday 29th December 2008 21:02 GMT

If we get 130C, it'll be the coldest temperature ever recorded on Earth: people will begin flocking to the Arctic instead of Spain next summer!
According to http://hypertextbook.com/facts/2000/YongLiLiang.shtml , the lowest temperature ever recorded was around -89C at Vostok, Antarctica. We'd be thrashing that by -40C.
Dimwits at the Daily Star. Nice picture, though. If the Beeb and the Daily Star got together - Beeb doing the news, the Star doing the photos, we'd be on to a winner there, boys.
Miami Mike
@ henry . . . #
Posted Monday 29th December 2008 21:02 GMT

"If you read the article (rather than just looking at the picture) it's pretty obvious that they've just replaced all the degree symbols with zeroes."
There's an article . . . ?
Anonymous Coward
Cold as a witch's tit? #
Posted Monday 29th December 2008 21:02 GMT

Funny, she doesn't look like a witch.
Grabbing my coat before the front hits...
Rob Sked
Becuase it's not so quick . . . . #
Posted Monday 29th December 2008 21:02 GMT

. . . . to type in ALT + 0176
Mountford D
What are you all talking about? #
Posted Monday 29th December 2008 21:52 GMT

-130C??? What??? Has she got that tattoo'd somewhere that I'd missed?
Charles Manning
Lick 'em #
Posted Monday 29th December 2008 21:52 GMT
Hollerith
better warn the girlfriend... #
Posted Monday 29th December 2008 22:57 GMT

...as she is stacked pretty much as that fair model, but with shorter hair and, um, no snow.
130 degrees below zero? Impossible with something so hot.
OK, I am bragging. I am truly, truly blessed.
Anonymous Coward
Um... #
Posted Tuesday 30th December 2008 02:53 GMT

...greetings from a 81°F Hawaii.
Hanging up my coat and getting out my surfboard...
Nathar Leichoz
tub girl's tub froze? #
Posted Tuesday 30th December 2008 02:53 GMT
What has this got to do with tub girl?
David Wiernicki
@AC re: Stating the obvious #
Posted Tuesday 30th December 2008 09:13 GMT

"But I guess that's cold comfort now."
Absolutely fantastic. People in the hall outside my hotel room are wondering what the hell was so funny now.
Andy Worth
Re:A Matter of Degrees #
Posted Tuesday 30th December 2008 09:13 GMT
"If you read the article (rather than just looking at the picture)"
Sorry.....there were words?
Anonymous Coward
O RLY? #
Posted Tuesday 30th December 2008 09:15 GMT
@Hollerith
Pics, or we don't believe you.
*Yes I am a coward.
Andrew Langhorn
El Reg Feature Suggestion #
Posted Tuesday 30th December 2008 11:27 GMT
To go along with A/C's "O RLY?" post @Hollerith, can El Reg provide a magic upload form - for times when words just don't express it.
Actually, @Hollerith, it would be fun to see a picture of said woman in ASCII -- good luck.
Avi
@ "it's clearly farenheit" comments #
Posted Tuesday 30th December 2008 11:27 GMT

-130F is still -90C...
Steve
Well that should solve our carbon problems #
Posted Tuesday 30th December 2008 11:28 GMT
We won't have to worry about CO2 emissions when it all freezes at -57.
"Carbon capture technology" will be a shovel and wheelbarrow.
Les Matthew
@Justin Case #
Posted Tuesday 30th December 2008 12:45 GMT
"You mean there was an article?"
It did raise a couple of interesting points.
Richard Porter
Degrees #
Posted Tuesday 30th December 2008 15:26 GMT

Yes I know it's obvious what they meant, but don't use ALT+whatever on web sites - it's °r; or just use Kelvins which don't need a degree sign.
Anonymous Coward
@Andrew Langhorn #
Posted Tuesday 30th December 2008 16:55 GMT

Next it'll be Regchan, and were will we be then?
Mine's the one with /b in the pocket
Max Forkel
Tip of the iceberg #
Posted Tuesday 30th December 2008 16:55 GMT
Now that's what I call a cold front...
grumpy
Oh dear #
Posted Tuesday 30th December 2008 19:16 GMT

Just managed to read the words (look to the right lads, there are some faint smudges visible if you put your hand over the... illustration). "A cold snap" - there will be, if she starts moving at those temperatures. Probably several, in fact. What a shame.
@Steve: quick, grab a patent, you'll be rich in no time flat!
Thorne Kontos
Not a single reference to Al Gore #
Posted Tuesday 30th December 2008 19:16 GMT
and global warming? What has happened to the dry wit I've grown so used to whenever I flip to the comment section?
Flog me now with those Bulgarian airbags.
Anonymous Coward
@Well that should solve our carbon problems #
Posted Tuesday 30th December 2008 19:17 GMT

Unfortunately even this uncharacteristically cold snap won't stop Mr. Gore whinging...
-57°C is actually the triple point of carbon dioxide not the freezing point (it will freeze, and liquify, at that temperature but only at a pressure of 5.11 bar). At standard pressure you are looking at -78°C ish for it subliming directly from gas to solid (or vice versa), but even then unfortunately the vapour pressure of solid carbon dioxide at -130°C will still be above the ~0.4 millibar partial pressure of the standing concentration of the stuff in the atmosphere (~400ppm) so solid carbon dioxide exposed to air at -130°C will gradually sublime away to a gas, not the other way around.
Damn, we're doomed.
Anonymous Coward
@Colin Wilson Re: Can anyone enlighten me... #
Posted Wednesday 31st December 2008 01:20 GMT

The phrase "Bulgarian airbags" was coined a couple of years ago when a bulgarian woman with implants crashed her car, rupturing her implants which acted like an airbag and saved her life.
Hope that clears things up slightly.
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James O'Brien
@Not a single reference to Al Gore #
Posted Wednesday 31st December 2008 01:20 GMT

Global warming? Screw -130 im certainly warmed up looking at that picture.
/Fading fast from lack of blood flow to my brain
/Can we get more pics of her in other random articles to spice them up some?
Anonymous Coward
well, what surprised me #
Posted Wednesday 31st December 2008 01:20 GMT

About the comments is that there weren't more offers to warm up this poor young lady. i, for one, welcome her snow-covered / frosty bulgarian airbags and would make sure they were suitably treated to avoid frostbite (and, of course, any other exposed portions).....(of course, better half would probably put ME in the freezer then)..