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yonorri

Touched up? 

Coat

I've studied this picture in detail and have come to the conclusion that the model has been touched up.

Tongue lolling and spittle drooling in a Homer Simpson style...

Rob

-130 WTF!!!! 

Go

Sod the bulgarian airbags, we're all gonna die!

Anonymous Coward

Re:Touched up? 

Paris Hilton

Agree. And even the touching up could not disguise that it is more likely to be Liverpudlian than Bulgarian.

Here is how a high quality Bulgarian airbag carrier is supposed to look like (though judging by the family name and town of origin this particular sample may have a significant portion of Russian "improvement"):

http://www.missworld.com/galleries/item?item_id=751

alan

-130? << that IS a title!! WHY do I need to type this ASWELL?? 

Coat

er...... I thought we used celcius here, not farenheight? Or is this the typical reporting standard for the Daily Star - I don't soil my eyes with reporting of that caliber normally.... just the 3rd page XD

Well if we are in for minus 130C then I suppose we should all go to mexico......

mines the one with the copy of the day after tomorrow in the pocket

Jason Baziliauskas

night time of -130 daytime of 20 to 40... 

reading the story on daily star site it seems that it'll be a bit of a heat wave during the day with temperatures between 20 and 40C.

Maybe the Daily Star needs to invest in a website which can handle the degree symbol. -13degC to 2 to 4deg C...

Anonymous Coward

Stating the obvious ... 

... because somebody has to. Someone stuffed up with fonts or cut-and-paste: the degree symbol has been converted to a zero.

But I guess that's cold comfort now.

Simon Hamp

Another great gaff by one of Britains finest old media institutions 

Paris Hilton

yes -130C: you read it right... we could see temperatures drop to their lowest ever in recorded history this week as typos abound and suggestible readers don't use their noggins

Henry

A matter of degrees 

If you read the article (rather than just looking at the picture) it's pretty obvious that they've just replaced all the degree symbols with zeroes.

Michael Reed

I knew it 

Coat

I knew that it was a mistake to buy the editor of that newspaper a copy of The Day After Tomorrow. I told him that although Al Gore had endorsed it, it wasn't a documentary. Gotta love the print media's understanding of science.

Ed

It will be as low as -130C?! 

Stop

Bollocks will it!

gareth

where has this information come from 

the met office website is forcasting down to -4 C

as is accuweather.com and the bbc

i think they may be mixing their F and C as im pretty sure the average temperature for this time of year if no 20 -> 40 C. 20 -> 40 F is more reasonable as 30F is ~ 0C

James O'Shea

employment questions 

Paris Hilton

how, exactly does one go about getting qualified for doing the 'work' that Lester Haines does, and are there any additional such positions open at Vulture Central?

Paris, 'cause it seems that Lester knows her almost as well as I'd like to.

Heff

Quick! Someone call richard and judy! 

Joke

THE NATION MUST BE SAVED! STOCK UP ON CANNED GOODS AND KEROSENE HEATERS, THE BIG FREEZE IS COMIN AND WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

mmmn, panicky sheeples.

Dark Hippo

I believe 

that in Siberia when it hits -60, it's cold enough to freeze your eyeballs in your head. Guess it'll make New Years a little more exciting than usual though :)

Dave in the States

Wouldn't mind touching those up myself... 

Paris Hilton

'Nuff said.

(Paris for obvious reasons)

Anonymous Coward

-130C - Thats 

Unhappy

nearly as cold a one of SWMBO's "frosty" glances after I've been down the pub^W^W^W discussing world events with some colleagues.

Anonymous John

A title is required, so mine's the fur lined one, with heavy gloves. 

Coat

The BBC news website sometimes struggles with temperature too. I've seena couple of items about Global Warming saying things like "Average temperatures will increase by 2C (36F)"

Gwilym Smith

Hmm 

I believe that ° is the symbol that people are expecting to see. (ALT + 0176)

Eddy Ito

Article?? 

Alert

You mean there were words near the picture? That said, the young lady is clearly at least a DD and calling it -130C is something up with which I shall not put! Don't worry lass, an injustice such as this won't go unanswered. Just leave everything in my warm hands and everything will be fine.

Cameron Colley

Cool :-D finally we get superconductors... 

Linux

... that work at ambient temperature.

grumpy

Yay!1!!1one! 

Coat

Dry ice snowball fight! Can't beat that. Just don't rub your nose, it'll probably shatter.

Dana Moog

Dress for Success 

I was out skiing last weekend at -20 F, with a windchill of -70 F... life goes on. Just dress up for it, don't undress for it.

Colin Wilson

Can anyone enlighten me... 

Paris Hilton

Where the hell did the phrase "bulgarian airbags" come from anyway - I think it was a comment on a story, but i'm not sure...

Paris, because you'd love to put your pric^W pin in them too !

Justin Case

@Henry 

Happy

"If you read the article (rather than just looking at the picture) it's pretty obvious that they've just replaced all the degree symbols with zeroes."

You mean there was an article?

jon

too distracted most likely..... 

the copy was pre -written, he just had to fill in the values from the met...

> so -1 , -3 quickly turns into - 1 3 deg, ie -130..... ROFL....

same with - 6 up north...

Andrew Langhorn

Blighty's on for a new record... 

Boffin

If we get 130C, it'll be the coldest temperature ever recorded on Earth: people will begin flocking to the Arctic instead of Spain next summer!

According to http://hypertextbook.com/facts/2000/YongLiLiang.shtml , the lowest temperature ever recorded was around -89C at Vostok, Antarctica. We'd be thrashing that by -40C.

Dimwits at the Daily Star. Nice picture, though. If the Beeb and the Daily Star got together - Beeb doing the news, the Star doing the photos, we'd be on to a winner there, boys.

Miami Mike

@ henry . . . 

Happy

"If you read the article (rather than just looking at the picture) it's pretty obvious that they've just replaced all the degree symbols with zeroes."

There's an article . . . ?

Anonymous Coward

Cold as a witch's tit? 

Coat

Funny, she doesn't look like a witch.

Grabbing my coat before the front hits...

Rob Sked

Becuase it's not so quick . . . . 

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. . . . to type in ALT + 0176

Mountford D

What are you all talking about? 

Heart

-130C??? What??? Has she got that tattoo'd somewhere that I'd missed?

Charles Manning

Lick 'em 

I dare you!

Hollerith

better warn the girlfriend... 

Happy

...as she is stacked pretty much as that fair model, but with shorter hair and, um, no snow.

130 degrees below zero? Impossible with something so hot.

OK, I am bragging. I am truly, truly blessed.

Anonymous Coward

Um... 

Coat

...greetings from a 81°F Hawaii.

Hanging up my coat and getting out my surfboard...

Nathar Leichoz

tub girl's tub froze? 

What has this got to do with tub girl?

David Wiernicki

@AC re: Stating the obvious 

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"But I guess that's cold comfort now."

Absolutely fantastic. People in the hall outside my hotel room are wondering what the hell was so funny now.

Andy Worth

Re:A Matter of Degrees 

"If you read the article (rather than just looking at the picture)"

Sorry.....there were words?

Anonymous Coward

O RLY? 

@Hollerith

Pics, or we don't believe you.

*Yes I am a coward.

Andrew Langhorn

El Reg Feature Suggestion 

To go along with A/C's "O RLY?" post @Hollerith, can El Reg provide a magic upload form - for times when words just don't express it.

Actually, @Hollerith, it would be fun to see a picture of said woman in ASCII -- good luck.

Avi

@ "it's clearly farenheit" comments 

Coat

-130F is still -90C...

Steve

Well that should solve our carbon problems 

We won't have to worry about CO2 emissions when it all freezes at -57.

"Carbon capture technology" will be a shovel and wheelbarrow.

Les Matthew

@Justin Case 

"You mean there was an article?"

It did raise a couple of interesting points.

Richard Porter

Degrees 

Alert

Yes I know it's obvious what they meant, but don't use ALT+whatever on web sites - it's &degr; or just use Kelvins which don't need a degree sign.

Anonymous Coward

@Andrew Langhorn 

Coat

Next it'll be Regchan, and were will we be then?

Mine's the one with /b in the pocket

Max Forkel

Tip of the iceberg 

Now that's what I call a cold front...

grumpy

Oh dear 

Thumb Up

Just managed to read the words (look to the right lads, there are some faint smudges visible if you put your hand over the... illustration). "A cold snap" - there will be, if she starts moving at those temperatures. Probably several, in fact. What a shame.

@Steve: quick, grab a patent, you'll be rich in no time flat!

Thorne Kontos

Not a single reference to Al Gore 

and global warming? What has happened to the dry wit I've grown so used to whenever I flip to the comment section?

Flog me now with those Bulgarian airbags.

Anonymous Coward

@Well that should solve our carbon problems 

Boffin

Unfortunately even this uncharacteristically cold snap won't stop Mr. Gore whinging...

-57°C is actually the triple point of carbon dioxide not the freezing point (it will freeze, and liquify, at that temperature but only at a pressure of 5.11 bar). At standard pressure you are looking at -78°C ish for it subliming directly from gas to solid (or vice versa), but even then unfortunately the vapour pressure of solid carbon dioxide at -130°C will still be above the ~0.4 millibar partial pressure of the standing concentration of the stuff in the atmosphere (~400ppm) so solid carbon dioxide exposed to air at -130°C will gradually sublime away to a gas, not the other way around.

Damn, we're doomed.

Anonymous Coward

@Colin Wilson Re: Can anyone enlighten me... 

Boffin

The phrase "Bulgarian airbags" was coined a couple of years ago when a bulgarian woman with implants crashed her car, rupturing her implants which acted like an airbag and saved her life.

Hope that clears things up slightly.

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James O'Brien

@Not a single reference to Al Gore 

Joke

Global warming? Screw -130 im certainly warmed up looking at that picture.

/Fading fast from lack of blood flow to my brain

/Can we get more pics of her in other random articles to spice them up some?

Anonymous Coward

well, what surprised me 

Happy

About the comments is that there weren't more offers to warm up this poor young lady. i, for one, welcome her snow-covered / frosty bulgarian airbags and would make sure they were suitably treated to avoid frostbite (and, of course, any other exposed portions).....(of course, better half would probably put ME in the freezer then)..

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