Who needs questions when the answers are so great?

I see before me a plethora of situations wherein one of these answers would find apt application. Hopefully they don't install a Yahoo! Tool! Bar! upon use.

'nuff rispek to the El Reg massive.

Pure gold.

Someone needs to tell Santa I need a new keyboard, mines full of coffee.

Nice one, Miss Stob.

From a smug linux user!

Wonderful piece of Stobbery :D

Sent only copy?

Does El Reg operate based on paper and snail mail, or something? This is supposedly a tech site; at least say that the dog chewed the USB stick, gee... (but beware those helpful data recovery guys from a story the other day)

Anyway, good answers, even if looking for the questions. Sounds like life here in science sometimes.

really, you need to go back to the source... the greatly missed Kenny Everett who long ago on his program on the telly observed that the answer to question 3 was in 2 parts. Part A was 8 1/2 inches and and part B was Tom Jones. And now, Hot Gossip topless!

'nuff said.

Merry Christmas all from the antipodes.

Enno.

Having now submitted this, do you now wish to reboot? Do you? Oh, go on, reboot! Rebooting, it's a way of life! You'll love it!

As for the Yahoo! Toolbar, you do realise this has only happened because everyone worked out not to install the Google equivalent.

From an even smugger RISC OS user!

... and I spent ages struggling with it last time I bought a machine, may I recommend "PC Decrapifier", available from a websearch near you?

Did the job nicely for me. No more trial versions, no more "we recoomend", and nor more yahoo toolbar.

Actually, that last claim may have gone a bit far, but it's good software nonetheless :)

You can use Your! Yahoo! Toolbar! for the websearch