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Seven MPs go a Twittering

Anonymous Coward

Presumably this won't be extended to the Lords 

Coat

as there are enough upper-class twits there already

breakfast

"Tweet" 

Is it just me who sees the word "Tweet" as part of anything to do with twitter and subconsciously changes it to "Twat"?

Dave

Typo 

Joke

Shouldn't that be TWATminister?

Colin Millar

Allow voters to express their views? 

Happy

What great news for democracy. I have thousands of bot-twats set up and ready to flood the intertubes at the click of a mouse.

Happy Christmas

Gerry Mander

W

I'm too old. 

Unhappy

"much of the discussion concerned Twitpanto – a pantomime to be held through Twitter, in which Tom Watson was due to play a role"

...and I'm not even 30 yet.

filey

on the seventh day of christmas 

Go

my true love gave to me....

Seven Mps a-twittering...

up to you lot to fill in the others...

Anonymous Coward

a typical mp twitter feed.. 

Coat

currently taking 3 months off for Christmas..

voting myself a pay raise

claiming my expenses

having it away with my secretary

denying everything but of course i voted for it in secret

filey

i got it... 

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7 mps a-twittering

6 assistants a-laying

5 holidays a year

4 calling my publicist

3 french vineyards

2 public disgraces

and a pay raise when we want it

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