This cocaine is purely for my bee collection, which erm, are out on reconnaissance at the moment..

an excuse to have lots of cocaine lying around the lab for christmas... Next, the effects of lap dances on the relevence of research...

or thedailywtf.com?

had to check my browser's location bar to make sure....

And so they get more funds to live *and* to legaly buy Peruvian Marching Powder.

I'd like to see the payments sheet ...

It's not mine, I was just holding it for the bees...

Cocaine scientists caught in sting operation.

Sounds like they got quite the buzz.

My coat is already on.

As soon as they have figured out how Bees get addicted they can then fix us humans, obviously being so close genetically speaking.

Right I'm off to a serious meeting that requires me to waggle dance my proposal to the CEO.

Mine's the one with yellow and black stripes and covered in pollen, sorry I meant cocaine.

So some people at University needed an excuse for being in possession of a quantity of cocaine and this is the best one they could come up with?

Think I can get funding for Cats on Canabis?

Lewis,

Is that the Attraction of Afghanistan to Bumblers? It is certainly an ESPecialist Forces Humain Terrain Team Systems Environment .... Addictive Theatre of Operations in which to Lose Everything even as far as beyond Sanity.

New has emerged of a long-standing threat to unbiased basic research: money-crazed professors and post-docs willing to debase themselves shamelessly for hit after hit of government grant money. Some experts in the theory and philosophy of scientific research believe that government cash has "as devastating an effect on free inquiry as the Spanish Inquisition."

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All together now: And No One Expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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"They also think that more bee study will have relevance to the problems of human addiction" or in other words "We've run out of money and would like a huge grant to investigate this further and keep us in work for the next few years".

Surely you investigate humans to find out the "problems of human addiction".

Or is this April 1st? Have I just been asleep for the past three and a half months?

Strung out scientist number 1: "Dude, I really need a hit, man, but I'm light."

SOSN2: "Don't stress, bro, we'll just start some craaaaazy project with some coke, and then we just cream off some of the samples..."

SOSN1: "What, like getting bees stoned?"

SONS2: "What have you been sniffing, homie!?!?!"

And the rest, as they say, is valued scientific research history...

The scientists made up the experiment and the results just to get their grubby little mitts on hard drugs at the tax payers expense.

So some reasearchers are getting funded to buy loads of coke to give to the 'bees'.

And there's a credit crunch going on!

White lab coat icon to hide all the coke that got 'accidentally' spilled *sniff*

Theres no article about bee's on the link and some very suspect signs in the article?

Researchers have shown that Polar bears also act like complete and utter knobs when coked off their boxes. An effect never before seen, since until now, no one has been wrecked enough to stuff a 1300 pound Ursus maritimus full of Bolivian marching powder.

It explains the broken windows in my house, the fact that all my stuff was gone and the honey on the walls. . .damn drug addicts.

/mines the one with the white outfit and the hat made out of mesh

"as devastating an effect on honey bee society as it does on human society"

You mean the bees would start forcing the workers to take piss tests and call the keeper on any caught using?

I'm outta here...

Lewis - can I have some of that stuff you've bee'n smoking - or have the Apoitedans 'cracked' up on it? (How the little buggers can carve it up with a Gold Amex Card beats the fuc*k out of me. No credit cards in UK anymore, I understand?)

S'nuff said.

Have a good Christmas!

(Andus - former beekeeper, and _never_ a crack smoker - licked a few cracks in the pursuit of "Man Oysters" however, but that's another tail)

so thats where the bees disappeared to all summer

Gives a whole new meaning to "what a buzz!"

I wonder if they got a buzz out of it?

Another scientific study of highly questionable value. Oh yes please mr. scientist please do take more of my tax money to fund more grants for this "valuable" research. I desperately need to know if bees twisted on coke will perform fly by stingings, or put the female bees out on the stroll to fund their drug habit. Don't get me wrong, I'm a big advocate of scientific research but in all honesty I fail to see where their enlighten findings will lead us.

Now if they can make hybrid bees with freekin' laser beams all doped up and killing each other then I might be interested. Until then all I can say is, meh.

Icon cos sometimes I feel like common sense and reasoned thinking are alien concepts in today's world.

the final piece of the puzzle. The total sum for human knowledge is now complete, we are able to now sit back and relax. Here I thought I would never see it in my lifetime

'nuff said.

Hmmm ..."freekin' laser beams"

Wonder what a shark on coke with a freekin' laser beam would be like.

Kill it fast.

Come to think of it the other day I let a bee in my house. His car had broken down and wanted to use the phone. I turned around for a second and he stole my wallet. Probably needed some money for his next high.

This is a bad joke on the students and on tax money by someone at the university who seems to have had too much fun with drugs in the past.

These students - or young researchers - will not learn anything from it besides of what they would have learned had they given cocaine to tomatoes. None of this will be of use in their futures - unless someone is expecting them to become social workers, who can turn drug addicts into royal worker bees. When asked by any employer regarding the type of research they did they proudly can tell to have had success with giving cocaine to bees?! They will wish to have taken samples out of a bull's anus instead and once they realize the situation they have been lead into.

I can see the splashy Hollywood film trailers now. /cue booming voice and suitably tense music... "In the last battle for civilization only one can survive. The bees and sharks form a tense alliance to over throw human beings once and for all..... No retreat... No surrender... Who will survive... Who will reign supreme. The genetically mutated cocaine driven sharks and bees with their ferocious lasers. Or the humans struggling against the onslaught?" /cue dramatic cut scene and more tense music.

It's incredible they could even open the can in the first place!

- Mines the one with a copy of 'Attack of the Killer Bees' in the pocket.

No need to score coke off dodgy geezers in toilets anymore. Just paint yourself in lurid black & yellow stripes and hang out in your local university labs.

to welcome or coke-addled laser-wielding apian overlords

It seems like a pretty good idea to me.

Investigate the effects of cocaine on a society by giving it to a highly structured and organised microsociety, i.e. a honeybee colony, and observe the subsequent effects as that society ceases to function properly.

Do Playmobil make bees?

Paris, 'cos no-one has mentioned her 36 bees yet