Our recent shock revelations of HP's apparent desire to bury our beloved home planet under the maximum packaging possible have attracted much reader feedback regarding just how the world's biggest consumer of cardboard and bubblewrap intends to destroy Mother Earth. Until now, however, the company has restricted itself to …
This one deserves a golf clap.
This is the best christmas present ever :D
That's another keyboard ruined...
... well, would have if I had been drinking coffee at the time.
Think we need a "NSFK" (Not Safe For Keyboard) label for these posts.
But tell me, just how many pints were consumed and isn't it a bit early for *that* much alcohol?
Everyone knows putting Tora Bora into a satnav gets you directed either to Toro Rosso's factory in Italy or to Tara Palmer-Tompkinsons's house.
An excellent start to Monday. Cheers, Lester
Take a look here, they must have got word and taken down the structure, in the night...
Could never happen
Peterborough is a city that requires special permission from six archbishops before you build anything over one metre tall in case it blocks someone's view of the cathedral. While this thankfully limits the number of high-rises to one, it also makes the entire city crap.
Proud to have escaped.
Cheered up my Monday morning
Cheers Reg, think you managed to cover pretty much all the bases with that one - shame you couldn't crowbar Paris into the story somewhere though (maybe a cameo on page 3?)
It's good to see
that even at Christmas you keep your journalistic integrity high.
Crikey ..... Whatever next.
I'm lost for words, Lester. Bravo. :-) And applaud the Post Modern Revisionist Nativity Play.
"At maximum resolution, the chilling truth is revealed:" .....AI Promising NIcelandscape?
And the penguin is appropriate on so many levels.
I have to say, that was FAF (Funny as Feck). Well done guys for making me smile. I especially like all the references to other stories over the last few months.
Maybe a pictorial BOFH is on the way?
What can be said to this?
... Is it April 1 2009 yet? Or has El Reg just had the Xmas party and written today's articles while drunk?
Funniest thing I've read in ages.
... for Mr Haines.
Early Xmas pressie
Has Lester opened his Chistmas present early and decided to play with it ?
I laughed like a drain! (still cackling like a drunk, but as I'm in the pub, no wonder..) Thanks!!
This is the kind of Journalism
This country needs more of. How is it that it's left to a tech rag to publish these harrowing pictures, while the mainstream press ignore what's happening on their doorsteps?
Bravo El Reg, Bravo.
(Can you get an interview with Mr O Prime? I'd love to read that!)
Is their anyone in IT...
...who can't indentify with this inspired, if not bizarre, piece of scripture?
Paris, because she's got a big box too.
Must nearly be Christmas..
..the bosses are off on Christmas holidays and the office staff don't know what to do with themselves..
Paris? She knows what to do with herself.
El Em Ay Oh
Bloody brilliant article!
As a Peterboroughian (or 'Scum' as we're sometimes known) I can confirm that this package has been there for some time. Geoff Capes originally tried to deliver it when he was working for the Royal Mail in Peterborough, but the intended recipient not being at home, he tossed it over the fence into next door's garden. Unfortunately the Google maps resolution isn't high enough to see the multitude of red rubber bands he also left at the scene.
What? friday already?
Title says it all
...Lester. Brightened my day!
Particularly liked "the presence of a rival manufacturer's figurines in a traditionally Playmobil reconstruction an affront to continuity".
anyone would know that locals refer to the place as Peterboghorror.
Ergo I out you lot for faking the images in this story.
You'll have to try better to get one past me. A quick flash of Paris' Whotsits might help :-D
.... pure class, well done :)
<Insert Applause Here>
Oh, pull the udder one...;-)
The articles are *always* written while drunk.
I have checked too. The box is not there anymore.
But maybe it had been in the field when the picture was taken,
and afterwards the packge was send back to the sender because it could not be delivered.
Happy christmas to you, too!
Nowt like a bit of a PlayMobil humour first thing on't near-to-xmas-monday morn!
Very apt, I thought, when someone above labelled this as a 'Post Modern Revisionist Nativity Play' as its the closest thing I've come to a nativity play in about 30 years.
Factual too, not unlike recent Top Gear review factual-ness.
Optimus (Mr) Prime RULES!
glad to see that there's as much work being done in El Reg Towers on xmas week as there is in my office here
i hope you haven't gone to all this effort in the hope that it will placate us for the rest of the week so you can knock off early for xmas - we're expecting a playmobile story tomorrow and wednesday now
What have you at El Reg been smoking...?
Good one Mr Haines, you are the best journo at El Reg!
Paris sends her love...
Merry Chrimbo all
Where is the HP tape?
All HP boxes have HP tape and I see none (Don't tell me they don't I have ordered from them for years never once have they not used their HP branded clear tape)? Where is the HP sticker on the ram? This obviously is not sent by HP but someone who has received the box and recycled it by sending it on.
Presumably you need a box that big to keep all the Playmobil in?
Good work Lester, especially for a Monday! :-)
Stupid, pointless, brilliant...
...and a merry christmas to you all as well.
@Where is the HP tape?
They ran out due to all the other packaging they had to send out. They made due with what was left.
Lester AWESOME reconstruction.....just wish I was at work when I had read it :P
Brilliant - Superb - Magnificent
I miss the words - great work. Absolutely breath-taking. All the references here... I stay dumbstruck.
Jeez I love it: Thank you Lester - this *is* Christmas indeed!
Am I the only one
who saw the first pic on page three and though it was going to be about the London Olympics?
A thing of beauty
Well, it would be round here. I'm typing less than a mile away, and the box blocks most of the Tesco depot out. How we love them, with their fridge engines running 24 hours a day, the crazed Polish HGV drivers hammering up and down the local roads, and the hordes of Lithuanian fork lift drivers banging in and out of the trailers. Other amenities nearby include the local traveller site, with its picturesque rubbish moraine, and further afield the McCains factory emits its exciting aromas of chip fat and boiled sewage. Nature has its place with the abandoned brickpits and the River Nene to the south, out of which are dredged cars, sometimes containing the occupants, and on one occasion a horsebox, still containing its occupant. Bright spots include the "Argos Cenotaphs", set up to commemorate those too drunk to steer, swim, or breathe under water.
Peterborough, so good they named it once.
Bravo on the playmobil constructions.
Made me chuckle a lot.
I think that the Metropolitan Police's firearms unit's tuneful rendition of "The Boys from Brazil" was only a number 7 hit.
Bunch of Charlies.
Shrubberies nearly crushed by ginormous carton
Just the thing to bring a smile to this beleaguered mug. It's a pity that carton didn't fall on a certain high-ranking US government official from Texas....
..I hope thats not a picture of the HP server box i just threw out :P
Nice one Reg, something to giggle about on this dull day :D
(Don't publish, but...)
Could you put this article about the HP/Peterborough box into the "Don't miss" section, at least till over Christmas? I'ts a classic, and in danger (endangered?) of dropping into the archives where it'll be forgotten. It REALLY is good!
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