Dell restructuring puts 2,000 Limerick jobs under threat
Are you suggesting that Dell employ only chavs? #
Posted Monday 22nd December 2008 21:00 GMT
"regional purchases of hoods and services by the plant "
And what are the 'services' delivered by the hooded staff? Car stealing, window breaking? Or did this mean goods and services?
I just made a ditty #
Posted Monday 22nd December 2008 21:00 GMT
Was I the only one who thought that Limerick and Dell deserved one?
There was a young guy with a dell
The computer was built in hell
The processor died
The monitor fried
And the batteries torched the factory as well
Queue maddive state aid... #
Posted Monday 22nd December 2008 21:00 GMT
Summary of discussion in Texas: "Give us lots of money or we'll make thousands of people redundant..."
In fact, what will happen is the Irish Government will give Dell loads of money and then, in about 18 months time (when the recession is still continuing) they'll close the place down anyhow.
Poland is low cost. Ireland is high cost. Keep the call center in Ireland (for the number of English speakers) but manufacturing has no chance.
I knew they were up to no good #
Posted Monday 22nd December 2008 21:00 GMT
"The loss of up to 2,000 wage packets from laid-off workers as well as the ending of regional purchases of hoods and services by the plant and presumed tax payments will have a strongly negative effect on the Limerick economy."
hoods and services???? Just confirms the truth that dell's irish arm is run by a bunch of hoodies :)
anon cause of conflict of interest
Net Profit for three quaters this year #
Posted Monday 22nd December 2008 21:00 GMT
Two thousand one hundred and twenty seven million dollars.
Obligatory #
Posted Monday 22nd December 2008 21:00 GMT
As Dell begins trimming their bloat
In a desperate bid to stay afloat
They feel recession's bite
But their products are... crap
...I think it's time that I go get my coat.
Unfortunateley #
Posted Tuesday 23rd December 2008 00:23 GMT
Limerick's rise from being one of the worst ghettoes in Europe, to being the most overpriced ghetto in Europe has been short-lived. Ah well, back to hatch 22, Dominic Street, if they hadn't gone and closed the old dole office.
Mine's the one with "C'mere Sham, I claim yoh" on the back.
Aaagh! #
Posted Tuesday 23rd December 2008 05:46 GMT
In a Limerick meter is quite
as important as rhyme is, all right?
so in future - oh please -
I'm down on my knees:
Cease spewing this poetic blight.
The first of many ... ? #
Posted Tuesday 23rd December 2008 08:46 GMT
Is this just the first of many relocations out of Ireland to cheaper locations?
The government has been kidding itself for the past 15 years or so that we have created a high tech industry base in computers, software and pharmaceuticals. When will they realise is that all we were was cheap labour (for a short while) and a useful, english-speaking, tax-efficient channel for euro-profits? Who'll be next? Intel? Microsoft? Pfizer?
Will the last company to leave the country please remember to turn off the gas.
Well??? #
Posted Tuesday 23rd December 2008 11:58 GMT
You wanted a "World Economy"... now you have it. What's the problem???
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