Oddly enough, I have a need for just such an item, for a Christmas present of sorts, for an... um... "colleague".

There has been a certain 'intimate lubricant' that does the same thing for years (aka warming gel).

I even tried out a free sample that they gave me!

if its from the nuclear bo,mb lab does it glow in the dark?

while thinking this one up?

I'll apologise if I'm wrong but hasn't this already been done in such beauty products as a "Warming face wash" by using chemicals such as anhydrous copper sulphate I do believe from memory. Tiger Balm ftw!

Mine's the glowing jacket....

Not that novel, self heating stuff (Usually based on anhydrous formulations has been around for a while. They either use shedloads of glycols (Glycerine, Butylene Glycol etc) that warm up when water is added, or the other method is tiny zeolite particles that generate heat when they take up water.

So how is this nuke powered version different?

It can't be any hotter than this unfortunately named product, surely ?

http://www.aveda.co.uk/templates/products2/spp.tmpl?CATEGORY_ID=CAT8137&PRODUCT_ID=PROD76203

they'll be banning handcream next, because it's possibly a two-component explosive.

And, well IT? My servers are plenty toasty already.

The existing creams like deep heat don't actually warm the skin, it is more a perceived effect of the ingredients reacting with the skin/muscle which gives the effect.

I've seen a website all about those...

. . . . what happens if you shake it excessivly?

"Darling, your cream seems a bit sloppy, it's all over the *bang*"

I'm not so sure I'd be willing to use this so-called hand cream. I can see it now, "Gee, honey, your hands have this lovely glow about them... and they can cook a turkey in 7mins."

Are they encapsulated with U238 or Pu239 particles? :P

(in best Terry Jones, woman's voice) :

A balm?, what do you want to give him that for! that's a dangerous animal, or at least I thought it was?

How much heat will rubbing this cream this generate? Is there a risk of sensitive parts bursting into flames during an intimate cream related moment with the missus?

Mines the one with 'Please loosen your grip babe' printed on it.

Only they are more honest about the "for the hands" part.

"Self-warming hand cream linked to increase risk of *everything*"

Even better, they advertise a 'Breast cancer awareness' version beside it. Best laugh I've had all day.

Warms the hands really well, but you probably don't want to be pointing a geiger counter anywhere near them.

How about a glowing rod after a lonely night?

/Mines the one with the lead shielding. Yes I know its heavy hand it over

How long until they develop some kind of tissue-enabled "clean up" robot to help get rid of the mess afterwards?

Paris - for obvious reasons

I've had the mispleasure of having some of that warming 'intimate lubricant' on me in an intimate situation.

Fucking dreadful.... it's like deep heat on your cock.

Reminded of the morning I woke up to put my deodorant on, but picked up the deep heat instead.

hmm flames or paris..?