I find this a bit difficult to believe. Are we talking a sweetener or flavour enhancer here, as in to be used sparingly like a herb ? Coz I like a bit of trifle at xmas, and even if I started now I doubt I'd produce the full order in time... Chances are by next week I'd be half blind and with palms as red as Gary Glitter's at a school play.

Still, it's a good way to hoodwink the missus (or other as appropriate etc) into trying it out. Once she's wolfed down the blancmange, you can hit her with "see, I told you it wasn't as bad as you made out !!!" and from there on, no further complaints :)

... this one will be in Santa's sack this xmas.

"consider a tasty alternative to taking her up the Oxo Tower"

Presumably this would just lead to more 'product'.

Paris: coz she could start her own sea-food restaurant based with this cookbook.

If you have insulted the chef in your local indian curryhouse then I bet youve been eating it for years in your Korma.

Paris, she's been gobbling the stuff for years.

Is it vegetarian?

Obviously, it's not vegan, but the most common form of real vegetarianism allows for things that can be extracted from animals without killing or maiming them - primarily eggs and milk, so my bet is that this is ok too!

Someone beat me to the Paris jokes, but I still needed a ? icon

Not suitable for vegetarians :-D

Lol.

I watched a TV show once about odd couples. This woman made her blokey shower with his doings tied-up in a plastic bag. Apparently she liked it stinky. Dirty cow. I'll bet she's a Stilton eater...

Whatever next? Flem stew? Winnet and cinnamon shortbread?

There was also a story not to long ago when computers on a train spotted a blokey in a field eating a horse. Well, to more more specific he was eating a certain part of said horse.

Perhaps he was on a survival weekend? People don't milk horses for fun, do they? Survival in rural Hampshire with ex-SAS trooper Andy McNab... and in this episode, Andy milks a horse for protein...

Shouldn't this book be banned under El Gov's new bad porn laws?

Jobs, cause I'll bet he's given a few

"Wank into a bowl,

add 2 eggs

and some flour.

Then beat it as hard as you can, again"

Eww, you would have to make sure you are not doing it near anything hot like an oven.

Also make sure you dont buy this book for single women otherwise she will be knocking on the neighbours door Not-for-a-cup-of-sugar or heading on over to the sperm bank.

Yeah, Gross!

. . . meet the chick who was trying all these recipies.

...the recipe for tossed salad

Do you spit or swallow the food?

mines the coat tith the texture of hardboard thats stuck tothe wall....

Ive been laughing my ass off at the comments about this book for atleast a month now. Funny as hell though.

As for the stinkie pinkie umm eww.

/Mines the one with the soap in the pocket.

Well, *some* vegetarians have no problem with it at all.

"There was also a story not to long ago when computers on a train spotted a blokey in a field eating a horse. Well, to more more specific he was eating a certain part of said horse."

you have a one track mind.... surely you mean commuters....

mines the one with the Gordon Ramsey book in the pocket !

Know a girl who loves cooking, and loves, erm, you get the idea.

Can't wait to see the look on her face at Xmas ;-)

AC, because I don't want to give the game away!

Paris, because she's probably eaten a lot of the stuff as well

http://www.lulu.com/browse/preview.php?fCID=4956212

It looks like this book is for real (or a really really elaborate net-hoax).

"""

MAN MADE OYSTERS

Oysters are so beautiful, it is a shame to throw away the shells after just one meal. Resavour the feeling of a silky succulent oyster slipping down your throat by using the shells as semen serving dishes.

"""

I believe the heat cooks the herpes out of the semen. Correct me if I'm wrong...

I believe the heat cooks the herpes out of the semen. Correct me if I'm wrong...

You're correct, of course. Simple pop the testicles into the oven for an hour @400Fand everything

will be just ducky.

OK, you can beat an egg...but (etc)... You got it.

It's a bit hard to swallow.

Coat on, taxi waiting.