Posted Wednesday 10th December 2008 11:35 GMT
I hate to break it to you guys but these aren't actually boobs! They are bits of plastic...
Posted Wednesday 10th December 2008 11:35 GMT
Obviously they made a right tit of themselves.
At least they got the problem off their chest.
It would have been better to nip it in the bud, though (wonder if that "bud" is allowed what with the KP scare and all...).
Sorry, gotta go, me mam's calling me...
Posted Wednesday 10th December 2008 11:35 GMT
I preferred the image of a Flying Dutchman style shoal of boobs roaming the oceans of the world, their ghostly sight foretelling an interesting time in the next port of call to any crew that spies them.
Posted Wednesday 10th December 2008 11:38 GMT
now they will be trying to find out who committed the boob?
Posted Wednesday 10th December 2008 13:08 GMT
For keeping us abreast of this story.
Posted Wednesday 10th December 2008 13:08 GMT
I hate to break it to you guys but these aren't actually boobs! They are bits of plastic...
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Said the bishop to the porn star?
Posted Wednesday 10th December 2008 15:54 GMT
Of *course* they lost them, and then luckily found them just in time to send them out with their magazines after all the free publicity they generated.
Posted Wednesday 10th December 2008 15:54 GMT
Real men don't read Ralph - they read ******* *** ** *
*censored to protect El Reg from the extreme porn laws.
Posted Wednesday 10th December 2008 15:54 GMT
Yeah, but real ones come with this biological waste product attached.
Oh, I didn't know the cloakroom was this small. Or had spikes in it...
Posted Wednesday 10th December 2008 15:54 GMT
unless you wanted tons of free publicity
Posted Wednesday 10th December 2008 15:54 GMT
. . .or Blackadder re-enactment society?
No doubt the Aussie lad's* mag has it's knockers but also shares useful tips with its readers.
*lads as in 'The Passion of St Tibulous' - "Does he get his lad out, Father?"
Posted Wednesday 10th December 2008 16:35 GMT
Finally, a ground-breaking paradigm shift in the world of paper-media journalism.
Trust those wily Aussies to show the rest of the world the way forward.
Posted Wednesday 10th December 2008 16:58 GMT
Yes! Could this be the start of a trend? Let's see those online "news" and "entertainment" sites try to match the feat. Maybe paper media aren't dead after all.
Posted Wednesday 10th December 2008 19:37 GMT
"Initial reports suggested they'd gone missing from their shipping container and were presumably drifting the world's oceans in a vast mammary shoal."
That'd be a sight to see if you were out on a boat and a bunch of those "buoyancy aids" floated on past you.
Hell, if it were me I might just go overboard "accidentally" and have no choice but to grab a few "for my own safety".
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