Nuf said

Sorry Les, but how can something be "almost exactly"?

It's either one or the other...

I have to blame my dad for this one - being a pedant.

Title sez it all

A late entry into the prestigious "Subheadlines of the Year" contest.

What, blaggers disguised as women., and no one notices? Hang on this is France.

Paris, well it had to be

And is this bling really worth 70 million quid to most people or is it just a case of them putting a silly price tag to keep away the "unworthy".

...when I misread the title as "armed Robots". I am now disappointed. Bah Humbug.

Insurance job

They knew the staff by name, and where the rest was stored?

An inside job, or indeed, an insurance job

....Pink Panther?

I mean they didn't even cut an alarm wire by the sound of it so no electronics were involved whatsoever.

Is it that quiet on the IT front?

C'mon El Reg, you're slipping.

Isn't a Return of The Machines story now long overdue.

...Someone is still making moeny in this economic climate.

Pirates, as they too beat the markets now days.