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"While a tenured professor may see a minor productivity increase by using Amazon Web Services, she can see an order of magnitude productivity increase by enslaving a graduate student to do the same work."
You've made a mistake there, it should be "he can see" not "she can see". Indeterminate gender is represented by he. It is acceptable these days to say "they can see" but "she" is just plain wrong. It's not an easy mistake to make so I presume it's some kind of misguided sexism. The pages of el Reg are hardly the place for misogyny .