" Where's the "Piss on the Union Jack" icon when you need it? "

Right behind the "Our country was founded by convicts" icon

The prospect of sober pollie's is frightening. Having them awake and alert through Parliamentary sittings could results in one of them having an idea. Better they stay pissed and clueless as we expect them to be.

http://bash.org/?262417

You're forgetting that your beloved royal family are the product of hundreds of years of incest.

Paris, because if i was her brother...

That'll be the "our country was founded by heroic revolutionaries who gave the finger to the functionaries of a tyrannical and out of touch government icon" thanks.

Maybe you'd like some of us to come back and help you with your current problems

I found the concept of getting an authoratitive quote on pissed-up politicians from someone called "Stoner" rather amusing meself.

Presumably the actual quote went something like: "Hey man, I didn't know he was drunk, you know? I mean, like, it's not all bad. You need to relax more and kick back.............hey, is that Elvis over there with the pixie people?"

If you drink then legislate you are a bloody idiot!

For UK users the campaign was "if you drink then drive......"

This term I don't want to catch ANYONE not drinking...