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130,000 inflatable jubs missing at sea

Dave Ross

Tip-off? 

Happy

fails dismally to restrain self from commenting on whether it should really be called a tip-off...

Simon Neill

Warning.... 

Joke

Not to be used as a flotation device!

grumpy

Someone, somewhere... 

Pirate

...is satisfying a fetish right now. Scrooge McDuck-like, substitute gold with chesticles. My mind is generating pictures I'd rather not see. Hammer time...

Mark_T

I'd like to make a couple of points.. 

Coat

The sea around Oz shouldn't be nippy this time of year.

The loss of these will leave Ralph feeling very deflated.

Anonymous Coward

Joke 

Coat

Thanks for the mammaries, or not in this case

dervheid

Please keep us... 

Happy

abreast of any developments here, whilst I nip out for a moment.

Matt Smart

I'm sure... 

Coat

...that the bloke responsible for this "feels a bit of a tit right now".

Mine's the one with the... meh, I don't have anything in my pockets.

Paul Murphy

IF they left China in the first place of course. 

Paris Hilton

After all, just saying you sent them out is a great way of getting paid without doing any work, and it makes your figures look good.

If the Chinese can put melamine into babies milk I doubt there would be any scruples to stop them from lying about sending stuff off.

PH cos her chesticles look good (enough) anyway.

H

thank you for keeping me... 

.... abreast of the situation.

mines the one with the nipple clamps.

Tom

Sorry, 

I've had a melt down with all the available punning and mirth that can be derived from this story, so therefore i can't do the subject matter any justice in this medium. I'm sorry, there will be no word play issued from the buero today.

James

Could this really... 

Happy

.. be the peak (or twin peaks) of human endeavour?

If there's anything needed to convince dolphins that they are actually the most advanced species on the planet this is it.....

Anonymous Coward

Boobs on the beach! 

Who can/should complain?

Anonymous Coward

Anyone trying to grab a couple of these 

Heart

Ought to be sure to tell them apart from Portugese Men'o'war and other lethal jellyfish species. Perhaps a few tips from Lewis are in order?

Christoph

That kind of delivery problem ... 

Can really get on your tits.

Martin Lyne

This article 

is no good without (satellite) pictures.

Yorkshirepudding

not a case of 

Joke

titsup but titsoverboard

Andus McCoatover

Lovely Jubbly! 

Happy

(Title says it all...)

David Wiernicki

Please, please, please, please... 

Dead Vulture

...stop using the word 'chesticles'. It makes you look like frat boys. And what ever happened to Bulgarian Airbags, anyway?

Rusty Warrior

titter 

Coat

ye not!

Disco-Legend-Zeke

JUBBIES are NOT BOOBIES 

Paris Hilton

Jubbies are the dinples in the legs now renamed cellulete.

Paris has the latter, newly installed, perhaps, but not the former as far as i can see.

Marvin the Martian

A$4.3 billion?? 

Stop

Isn't there a floating-point error there, say 3 places?

Martin Glenn

I think I know where some are! 

Paris Hilton

Some have turned up in the UK following a short stint in the outback,

oh sorry appears that these plastic ones were actually attached to Nicola Mclean.

James

Basic geography tells the answer 

Happy

“"Unless Somali pirates have stolen them”

Ok the ship left China and was heading to Sydney – if there is even a remotest possibility of Somali pirates have stolen them the ship would have been going completely the wrong way

Charles Manning

Went down 

Coat

Like the Tit anic.

Mike Powers

Endangered species? 

Heart

This should help with the repopulation of Blue-Footed Boobies...

Dave

To the theme to Jaws 

Paris Hilton

Jub jub Jub jub Jub jub Jub jub Jub jub.....

hexacet

a disaster of tit-anic proportions? 

"a disaster of tit-anic proportions?"

no comment just an idea for a by-line...