Why twitter #
Posted Thursday 27th November 2008 14:53 GMT
Who wants to read:
I am going for a dump!
I am having a dump!
I have dumped!
I am wiping my buttock!
There is no paper!
I found a small kitten!
It's a bit scratchy.
I am going to A&E, the kitten is stuck!
I am on the bus, I can't sit down because of the kitten. People a starring. People are so rude!
I am in A&E, the doctor has called the RSPCA and mumbled something about "sect-shun".
The kitten is gone, but I am a bit tender. Does anyone know what a "sect-shunt" is?
I am in a van with people in white coats!
They say I am addicted to the internet, twitter and placing small furry animals in inappropriate places. Oh no, I think they may cancel my Twitter accou


