If he is with the Chinese police...

... then I bet he's living in interesting times (and regretting it).

Why would somebody worth that much money want/need to fiddle the system?

Paris, 'cos she can fiddle my expenses any time...

"Chinese financial magazine Caijing"

I presume that's pronounced like "Ka-ching" !?

Just slowing piracy

With all the news of piracy lately the Chinese authorities simply decided to crack down on copyright theft and illegal CDs when Huang was caught making copies of Guns N' Roses' latest album.

"Why would somebody worth that much money ..."

"Why would somebody worth that much money want/need to fiddle the system?"

How do you think most rich people get rich in the first instance?

Perhaps he's so rich...

...that he bought an invisible man serum or a time machine or went to the Maldives with a floosey and didn't tell anyone. Abducted by aliens mebbe? I think Al Qaeda did it. They're usually to blame. Invade another unrelated country just in case! They moved my car-keys the other day to another desk in the house. Those dang Al Qaedans.

Maybe he just got his coat?

He's simply helping police with their enquiries...

"If you sign this standard confession form, you will be executed immediately instead of tortured and then forced to watch the systematic elimination of your entire family. Thank you for your co-operation. Mao is good."

Paris, 'cause she is the only good looking icon there is.

He's going, going gome!

title says it all