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NASA's lost toolbag filmed from Earth

Andy Taylor

September 18th? 

Shouldn't that be the 18th of November?

stizzleswick

Tie me 'roo down 

Coat

"[…] make sure everything is tried down on their remaining spacewalks."

I'd say they're trying them _up_ there in orbit...

But honestly, I'd completely hate to know how much junk we currently have drifting in orbit endangering both current and future space missions.

Mine's the one with "My buddy went to the ISS and all I got was this lousy grease-stained jacket" across the back.

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James Traill

How much? 

.."bag and contents cost about $100,000..." and I though B&Q were pricey.

Bad Beaver

sick of this 

Alert

How can this darn drop still be an issue? They lost a darn 100k bag, so what? Shit happens. Each and every launch costs about as much as it would take to end hunger in Africa (feel free to replace with shame of your choice). People DIE exploring space. I remember when people cared about the whole thing, and not only when another shuttle goes down. If all the excitement NASA can generate these days comes from someone dropping a greasy bag o' bolts, something is very wrong.

Moss Icely Spaceport

The handbag has landed 

Alien

One small tool-bag for women, one giant hold-all for womankind.

* Apologies to Mr Armstrong

anarchic-teapot

That is never a grease gun 

Joke

I looked at the video, that's never a grease gun unless there's some new euphemism I'm not yet aware of. I can only assume one of the female astronauts took one look at her male colleagues and added the useful little implement to the - ahem - Tool kit.

Allan Rutland

If it hits someone... 

Coat

doesn't that mean they'll die from a tool from space?

stizzleswick

@Vacuum.Head 

Thumb Up

Not to worry; I was using hyperbole. As an old space buff, I _do_ know approximately how much debris we _know_ to have cluttering our skies... though that does not stop me from wishing I didn't. Thanks for the links!

Allan Dyer

Spacetravel is just like living on Earth 

Coat

The builders still haven't finished your dream home. You call for a plumber, takes ages to arrive, and still can't fix the problem. Someone goes out for a walk and looses their bag. The local buses are clapped out, about to be junked, but there's no plans to buy new ones. I'm only surprised that the bag didn't also contain a laptop with NASA's entire staff details...

Mine's the one with the Shuttle Annual Pass in the pocket.

Steve Roper

@Vacuum.Head 

Coat

Your information is incomplete and insufficient to allow us to locate the object in question. We also need to know the RA, Dec. and precession velocity of the ascending node, as well as the time of separation and the RA and Dec. of the ISS at that time, in order to be able to track it. :)

Mine's the grease-stained one with the much thumbed ephemeris in the pocket, ta...

Anonymous Coward

Insert... 

Joke

...joke about the Star-Mangled Spanner here.

Torben Mogensen

Magnitude 8 

The magnitude measure of stars originate with the ancient Greeks, which had magnitude 1 as the brightest stars in the sky and magnitude 6 as the faintest visible with the naked eye on a clear night. Assuming equal relative decrease in brightness, an increase of 1 in magnitude roughly halves the brightness. Modern magnitudes are defined so a magnitude 6 start is 1/100th the brightness of a magnitude 1 star, which makes the decrease in brightness roughly by 2.5 per step. Also, the brightest stars may now have negative magnitude (Sirius has magnitude about -1.5).

A magnitude 8 object is about as bright as Neptune, which you do need a telescope to see.

Ponder Stebbins

I'm not impressed 

Joke

with the piss poor performance on this Shuttle Mission

Dr Patrick J R Harkin

What would the dormouse have said? 

Twinkle, twinkle little toolkit

In a fast decaying orbit.

As you fall to earth below

Please don't land upon my toe.

Gianni Straniero

"We'll just assume that means it was pretty." 

Boffin

Magnitude is a measure of brightness. It means it would be invisible to the naked eye even under perfect viewing conditions. The larger the magnitude, the fainter the object.

NB

surely.. 

Paris Hilton

That little ditty would sound better as:

twinkle twinkle little tote,

How long, I wonder, will you float?

the original is just terse and fits no discernible rhyme scheme.

Paris, cos she can hold my tool anyday.

Nano nano

Spinoff ? 

I thought Velcro was invented for just this eventuality - or were those stories about Teflon etc. just hype to justify the space-race ?

Psmiffy

"make sure everything is tried down" 

tried down where exactly?

Robert Ramsay

@Allan Rutland 

...or a star-mangled spanner...

(Apologies to Arthur C. Clarke)

Psymon

And that's why... 

Paris Hilton

...you never let a woman borrow your tools.

"Honey, have you seen my toolbag?"

"Have you tried looking in lower orbit?"

Paris, cause that's one tool i'd love to have pictures of burning up on re-entry

Anonymous Coward

Falling to toolbag to be followed 

Coat

Shortly by falling stoolbag, so I hear.

// mine is Gordon's

Anonymous Coward

"NO TOOLS LEFT IN VEHICLE" 

Pirate

Even that's arguable. :)

Luther Blissett

US Navy to think of the children 

The USN could make short shrift of shooting this bag of bits to (whacky jacqui) smithereens - just as soon as the right fule moon comes along.

So, who's it to be?

Anonymous Coward

wouldn't it be great... 

Alert

If the shuttle were to retrieve the toolbag once it has departed from the ISS?

Surely some unscheduled canada arm work would be a good exercise...

afterall they dont shut the cargo bay until re-entry...

mind you, just because the toolbag cost 100K doesn't mean its worth it!

Anonymous Coward

Anybody care to place a wager 

as to how long it takes for someone to use this toolkit as a handy deus ex machina in a two-bit SF offering?

Sam

How Much?? 

"$100,000"

So what exactly was wrong with fucking Screwfix??

stizzleswick

deus non machina ex 

"Anybody care to place a wager {By Anonymous Coward Posted Tuesday 25th November 2008 21:28 GMT} as to how long it takes for someone to use this toolkit as a handy deus ex machina in a two-bit SF offering?"

You're late for that one... that entire theme has already been used by R.A. Heinlein, Norbert Dillich, Isaac Asimov, Robert Silverberg, and a whole load of others in the mid-50s, and some others since then.

Sorry... not really an original theme. Try Kurt Vonnegut for a pretty unique take on the general idea.

Allan Dyer

@Torben Mogensen 

Boffin

So what's the magnitude of the brightest star in the sky, you know, the one called "Sol"?