Good solid story here. I like it!

Come on, don't leave us hanging! What's the solution to that jug? Use a straw?

...if there were not so many people looking for hi-res pictures of big jugs.

I was intrigued by a vulture species I didn't know, and El Reg modeling their logo off it.

But no: Meissen is a city renowned for its porcelain, and it's a south american vulture instead (the King Vulture). =(

I expect the handle itself is a straw, so you have to cover N-1 of the spouts with you fingers and suck on the remaining one. Ooo-er missus. [Paris for multiple reasons.]

To drink from the jug without spilling the contents, simply suck from the spout.

If there are multiple holes at the top of the jug, cover them with your fingers whilst sucking...

fnaar, fnaar,,,

Paris - Like to see her try.....

The place has a quality selection of naked babes, and also naked men wrestling each other, albeit that they are all made of stone - they could open a subscriber-only section of the website with close-up images of the naughtier sculptures, upskirt shots of Queen Victoria etc (she wore very large skirts). Step three, profit!

Now I can search for their link and check out the collection. Always nice to see what's there when i doubt i will ever see any of it in person. I really do wish every museum would do the same.