PETA cooks up gory game in Cooking Mama protest

Makes me hungry...

Pass me some tasty PETA members. I mean, while turkeys might be bright and have differing personalities, PETA consistently shows us they belong down at the bottom of the food chain with yeast and bacteria. And at least those two provide us with tasty beverages and cooking supplies.

Honestly, any group that thinks the American Humane Society is filled with animal-hating miscreants and has members who feel that eating yeast is animal abuse is obviously of negligible sentience.

so where is it?

I want to download a copy and play it. i reckon it'll be a hit in our office.

FFS

So these PETA people are perfectly prepared to murder and torture poor innocent plants for their Thanksgiving Dinner? Tomatoes have feelings too, you bastards! They're just kingdomists...

YAY!!!!!!!

That was the best fun Ive had in ages. I mean seriously......plucking the feathers.....scalding live birds.....ripping out their internal organs (and then cooking them)....

AWESOME even Fallotu 3 has nothing on it....now when do we get a Cooking PETA game?

idiots

/mines the one with the flayed PETA skin in the pockets.

Oh dear, more petards...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9ijLulwUTY

I think it says it all nicely.

Well...

i am glad they have such a worth while campaign to fight... i mean i cannot think of anything else important at the moment in world can you?

i mean, that game is terrible...

what a bunch of tossers, go and do something with your life... i bet they all have iPhones as well

Paris - cos she is a waste of time as well....

Counterproductive?

Politicians tell me that playing Kaboom will turn me into a terrorist and that Billy Suicide will make me top myself. Logically, Cooking Mama: Mama Kills Animals must make me want to hack up animals. I think the only thing that’s saved me is not being a mother.

Why is it...

That whenever I here PETA do something like that, I get a craving for some Bacon?

Mines the one with the foil wrapped sarnies in the pocket thanks.

PETA

The whole organisation disgusts me. I used to support them for some of their animal rights causes, but recently in the past few years they have turned into a screaming evil and immoral crowd of shits.

Peta. People Eat Tasty Meat.

PETA fights Mama's bloodlust with a fun and even more gorey game?

I found the tofu endgame bland and distasteful, no surprises there then!

The turkey part was actually quite fun although I'm not sure I drip with blood while plucking feathers or cracking eggs. I didn't think PETA was against egg eating?

Also, I was reminded of the PETA southpark episode as soon as mama started loving animals and was informed that people living with turkeys in sanctuaries report they have varying tastes in music.

Cool ;)

Can we have a version where you first need to kill the bugger with a shotgun, pick all led out and then start cooking? also don't forget to feed all internal organs to evil dogs. That would be cool. Come on PETA!

Penguin bacause... you know PENGUIN instead of Turkey!!!

Thanks PETA (& The Reg)

Its hard to find a flash game I can play at work....

It was a lot of fun till the TOFU then i had to quit....

final score: 531

yup, i'm a vegetarian.

what's your score?

I want this!

But that's actually fun.... Probably wrong way to go about it though PETA, maybe you should stick to terrorism.

Hmm.

I wonder if they remembered to license the name, graphics et. al.

I'm sure that Messrs Sue, Grabbit and Runne could do quite well out of this. I'm not sure what sort of assets PETA have though, they could be flogging a dead horse here...........(oops).

PETIA?

I fully support this, as I'm all for the ethical treatment of completely imaginary animals. Too long have imaginary slices of fluffy animal been imaginarily mistreated at the hands of imaginary chefs.

Good job, PETA!

argh

It's giving me RSI! *grrr*

While I am all for a considerate approach to meat (in fact all foods) consumption, this again shows what whiney little priss bitches are located at PITA. See, instead of boozing in front of the telly or pimping out her daughters for drugs, Mommy is spending all her day doing icky things to the (free-running, organic-feed, humanely killed — she cares) turkey so that by the end of the day her family can enjoy a festive meal.

Do PeTA think...

...we acquired colour binocular vision with a high-definition central focus area and canines for eating leaves?

We're friggin' omnivores and that means we eat some meat (around 20% of our diet).

So long as the beast has been killed humanely by a well trained slaughterer, it's time to chow down.

I suggest that PeTA remonstrate with some lions face-to-face about their habits. Oh wait, they're animals. That's natural. Well here's a clue, humans are animals too! Why should we not also follow what is natural for us?

'People for the Eating of Tasty Animals'?

...Where do I join?

I didn't realise that...

Jeremy Clarkson had several accounts on El Reg these days.

Another soft target

Once again Peta go for another soft target.

They are as gutless as the turkey after I've prepared it!

You will never see peta claiming that halal = terrorism will you?

Go on I dare ya!

Outside the Finsbury Park Mosque

Pussies!

Ben there done that

“prepare a Thanksgiving dinner by going through the motions of plucking a turkey's feathers, pulling out its guts and cutting off the head.”

For others who wish to do so, I recommend cutting off the head first, then plucking the feathers with gloves or a pair of pliers. The feathers are sharp as a knife when you pull agents the grain. The only thing I agree with peta about is that it is good thing for people to prepare their own food; the fact that people don’t have to butcher animals any more has made them weak, fat and unwilling to do unpleasant things no mater how necessary they are.

No it is not that bloody, it sprays just a little when you cut off the head, and just oozes a bit out of the feather holes.

Mine is the one with the pliers in the pocket.

Lifelong Member

As a lifelong member of PETA I wholeheartedly endorse this new game. It just shows that even you can prepare a delicious turkey for your dinner plate. This has been a PETA production - People Eating Tasty Animals.

shut t(o)fu

I was having great fun with this until the stfu round, then my heart just wasn't in it.

I'll get me coat - it's the bloodstain gory one with entrails hanging out of the pockets.

heh - Meaner than Mama!

Score of 1065...

Gettin! Almost as good as Zombie Flesh Eaters: The Game(TM)!

Flame, because I love roasts!

Almost as good as...

...Clarkson demonstrating the V8 powered blender and making a blood, beef fillet and brick smoothie with it.

PETA, People who Eat Tasty Animals, will never, ever stop shooting themselves in the foot, will they?

Mines the Penguin, ready to be skinned, cooked and devoured.

Sweet...

If someone released something like this seriously, considering the people buying games are quite often the same people that went to Ogrish, Spoontard and Rotten.com for the lulz before they were tamed or shut down, the game would sell loads!

/has gutted chicken for a living; mines the one with the steakhouse menu in the pocket.

The Important Question

Where are the naked (whist still covered up) supermodels? You could have at least included a few shots from previous campaigns.