Please warn when you're going to put a link to the Daily Mail... Now I've contaminated my browser cache with evidence that I've visited that xenophobic bile-fest.

...our new cloned supermodel overlords... err overladies?

Sweet... I'm not alone =)

Mine was removed when I was a wee baby and had a double hernia op - never put back as not medically needed. I htink they stick them back in/on now for emotional and pychological propogander... And my spelling is really really bad today...

She must be an alien in a homo sapiens suit.

never heard of her. mind you i don't have a telly and don't read trashy papers.

Maybe she was decanted? Aldous Huxley's vision may well be turning into reality...

at least they have some meat on them.

Oh god, you're turning into Heat Magazine !

A gossip rag. Even lower than a scum-sucking, bottom feeding, red-top tabloid. Not fit to wrap chips!

Stop this rot ! or at the very least decorate the article with totty snaps ;o)

Well thanks a bunch. I've just ended up on the Daily Mail website and now need the equivalent of a radioactive contaminant scrub-down. That was just mean putting those links there...

Paris? Scrubber.

They won't have belly buttons.

Can GTF, along with her 'fans'. I wouldn't shed a tear if they were erased.

Paris - slightly hypocritical but keep her as what would El Reg do for an icon?

You don't get a navel if you're hatched from the clone tanks.

Can we please have some kind of (Heil) tag like we have (pdf) (doc) etc so I can stop accidentally wandering into that minefield of shit?

"Since Kim Kardashian is now officially El Reg's stand-in celebutard..."

Please. No.

To quote the article: "The ensuing Victoria's Secret fleshfest was notable for the presence of Czech model Karolina Kurkova, who for some reason doesn't have a belly button."

If there's no belly button, then she wasn't born in the "natural" fashion.

Could it be that some evil scientist has learned how to clone humans after all?

Or is she some form of extraterrestrial life form?

You be the judge....

What is the point in that woman. PH is at least funny (in an at not with way) and rich. This woman is not attractive, funny or rich, just anoying.

Bring back PH!

I don't know about the belly button but she's cameltoe-tastic! :D

"Czech model Karolina Kurkova, who for some reason doesn't have a belly button".

So just how the hell does she stop her bum falling off?? :-o

The last famous woman with no bellybutton was named Eve and look how much trouble she got us into.

No bellybutton? Probably an I950 Infiltrator, if not a T-1000 variant.

Kardashian: fit, if vacuous.

Also, Kardashian? Aren't they a race of quasi-reptillian outer space fascists in Star Trek?

Well, angels do not have a mother, now do they?

Sorry, I'm leaving already...

P.S. dammit, the model photo shoot I attended this weekend was in a winery, no bikinis involved. It was very cold too, hm... :-)

"Oh god, you're turning into Heat Magazine! A gossip rag. Even lower than a scum-sucking, bottom feeding, red-top tabloid. Not fit to wrap chips!"

The Register has never been fit to wrap chips. Seriously, have you ever tried folding a computer monitor? Getting the grease off the screen is a bitch, too.

Though I did once do IT support in an office where I'm pretty sure one of the managers used his keyboard as a serving platter.

Those pics made my IT angle considerably more acute.

That's the Cardassians. And, if you MUST know, their government was liberalized following the Dominion War, so at the latest point in canon they're not as fascist.

I'll get my body-hugging uniform...

Dammit, David, I was going to make that comment!

I guess she'd look good in a Cardassian outfit.

I know, dude. It was just one of my shit jokes.