well...
"we prefer to contemplate just exactly how Kurkova lost her navel in the first place."
She probably has it in a jar on her desk.
Kim Kardashian in Miami beachslapping
Since Kim Kardashian is now officially El Reg's stand-in celebutard - assuming vital no-IT-angle-whatsoever duties whenever Paris Hilton drops off radar - we think it only right and proper to bring you news that the amateur grumble flick star had her not insubstantial derrière shifted off a Miami beach over the weekend after …
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Agggggg.... the horror
Please warn when you're going to put a link to the Daily Mail... Now I've contaminated my browser cache with evidence that I've visited that xenophobic bile-fest.
I for one welcome...
...our new cloned supermodel overlords... err overladies?
No Belly button...
Sweet... I'm not alone =)
Mine was removed when I was a wee baby and had a double hernia op - never put back as not medically needed. I htink they stick them back in/on now for emotional and pychological propogander... And my spelling is really really bad today...
If Karolina Kurkova does not have a belly button
She must be an alien in a homo sapiens suit.
who?
never heard of her. mind you i don't have a telly and don't read trashy papers.
Brave New World
Maybe she was decanted? Aldous Huxley's vision may well be turning into reality...
I'm for the black team
at least they have some meat on them.
I'm not angry, just disappointed . .
Oh god, you're turning into Heat Magazine !
A gossip rag. Even lower than a scum-sucking, bottom feeding, red-top tabloid. Not fit to wrap chips!
Stop this rot ! or at the very least decorate the article with totty snaps ;o)
I feel dirty now
Well thanks a bunch. I've just ended up on the Daily Mail website and now need the equivalent of a radioactive contaminant scrub-down. That was just mean putting those links there...
Paris? Scrubber.
how would you identify adam and eve on a nudist beach ?
They won't have belly buttons.
Kim Kardashian and her ilk
Can GTF, along with her 'fans'. I wouldn't shed a tear if they were erased.
Paris - slightly hypocritical but keep her as what would El Reg do for an icon?
Kurkova never lost her navel
You don't get a navel if you're hatched from the clone tanks.
If i wanted to read the Mail...
Can we please have some kind of (Heil) tag like we have (pdf) (doc) etc so I can stop accidentally wandering into that minefield of shit?
Who?
"Since Kim Kardashian is now officially El Reg's stand-in celebutard..."
Please. No.
wow
admitting you have no IT angle and quoting the mail :P
no navel
I would say an opperation or something similar.
or shes a mutant. I vounteer to help find her real beyybutton :)
Prototype
It's obvious, she's a Lizard Alliance prototype - a clone designed to entice much of the populace into blind worship of said exemplary midriff and distract the world from their dastardly plans.
" Kristin Cavallari"
Shouldn't that be " Kristin Kavallari"? Everyone else has both names starting with "K".
What do you mean no IT angle?
To quote the article: "The ensuing Victoria's Secret fleshfest was notable for the presence of Czech model Karolina Kurkova, who for some reason doesn't have a belly button."
If there's no belly button, then she wasn't born in the "natural" fashion.
Could it be that some evil scientist has learned how to clone humans after all?
Or is she some form of extraterrestrial life form?
You be the judge....
Oh my god
What is the point in that woman. PH is at least funny (in an at not with way) and rich. This woman is not attractive, funny or rich, just anoying.
Bring back PH!
Karolina Kurkova
I don't know about the belly button but she's cameltoe-tastic! :D
Botty
"Czech model Karolina Kurkova, who for some reason doesn't have a belly button".
So just how the hell does she stop her bum falling off?? :-o
Stay away from trouble...
The last famous woman with no bellybutton was named Eve and look how much trouble she got us into.
Skynet's at it again, obviously
No bellybutton? Probably an I950 Infiltrator, if not a T-1000 variant.
Oh, and
Kardashian: fit, if vacuous.
Also, Kardashian? Aren't they a race of quasi-reptillian outer space fascists in Star Trek?
No bellybutton?
Well, angels do not have a mother, now do they?
Sorry, I'm leaving already...
P.S. dammit, the model photo shoot I attended this weekend was in a winery, no bikinis involved. It was very cold too, hm... :-)
Not fit to wrap chips?
"Oh god, you're turning into Heat Magazine! A gossip rag. Even lower than a scum-sucking, bottom feeding, red-top tabloid. Not fit to wrap chips!"
The Register has never been fit to wrap chips. Seriously, have you ever tried folding a computer monitor? Getting the grease off the screen is a bitch, too.
Though I did once do IT support in an office where I'm pretty sure one of the managers used his keyboard as a serving platter.
IT angle
Those pics made my IT angle considerably more acute.
@HFoster
That's the Cardassians. And, if you MUST know, their government was liberalized following the Dominion War, so at the latest point in canon they're not as fascist.
I'll get my body-hugging uniform...
Cardassians
Dammit, David, I was going to make that comment!
I guess she'd look good in a Cardassian outfit.
@David Wiernicki
I know, dude. It was just one of my shit jokes.
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