"Data centre network pipes are getting choked up. Imagine Germany minus the autobahns or the US without interstate highways and you get the picture - cities trying to send goods and people by road to other cities and the single carriageway roads jamming up, consigning everybody to gridlock."

Or in other words, "like the Uk motorway network on an average day"!

Mine is the one with the Cones Hotline flier in the pocket.