Jesus Phone vs God Complex
Cade, this God Complex of yours is getting pretty boring.
If you were to create a new mobile phone (which with your omniscient superpowers should be no problem), what would the terms and conditions of *your* app store be? Hmm, let's see:
"Feel free to sell any old crap on my app store. My phone's brand reputation won't be damaged at all if you write buggy software, bundle trojans with every app and generally behave like amateurs. I'm sure people will still flock to buy my phones even though they have to take them in to have all the malware sucked off them every two weeks because I can't be arsed reviewing your code".
Yes, that would be a great business model. Fsckwit.