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GooFlu searches for sickness

Anonymous Coward

RE: GooFlu searches for sickness 

So are people searching for a cure for their symptoms or are they researching 'flu symptoms to make it more convincing when they take a "sickie"?

TeeCee

Oooo, cool! 

Just had a quick butcher's at their "Top 100".

"Insomnia cookies" is indeed at number 2. Drilling down gives this very article as the 4th link though(!), so there's something seafood-related going on here. Still got no idea WTF they are. The top link (insomniacookies.com no less, who'd have guessed?) is fubar, although I'm fairly convinced it's biscuit related and nothing to do with the more usual web cruft.

Funnily enough today, "sperm donor" clocks in at 40 and "sperm donation" at 49. This, coupled with the aforementioned need to filter out the porn star searches, means that the most obvious conclusion to be drawn from all this data is that there must be a lot of wankers using google at the moment.

The other interesting thing is how much the top 100 changes from day-to-day. Google's "hive mind" seems to be full of butterflies rather than bees.

Couldn't see any anime stuff making the top 100 though. Are you just having a gratuitous poke at the Otaku here?

Charles Tsang

one dead swan = false positive 

Linux

Heh, all it would take is one dead swan on some British waterway and you've got a false positive as UK searches on flu rise, whipped to a frenzy by media coverage.

So are the CDC warnings based on Doctor visits/findings? That would seem a more scare proof and authentic indicator.

Ralph B

GoogleBombing the Medical System 

Happy

Sounds like a pharmaceutical salesman's wet dream.

1) Get tame bot network to massivley google for medical condition

2) CDC tell docs to stock up on meds for coming epidemic

3) Profit!

Brent Gardner

Insomnia Cookies is back up 

Boffin

... apparently it is a site that sells fresh cookies to students that are up late studying at several major campuses around the US. Also they apparently have other insomnia related news and shwag, but my interest tuckered out around then.

Phil Lenoir

Alternate explanation 

Of course, this could indicate that using Google as a search engine gives people the flu?

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