Thius piece absoutely made my day - I read it about half an hour ago and I *still* can't stop laughing. Awesome way to report otherwise drearily dry news!!!

Is that a contraceptive device, or something involving entirely too much information?

Paris, she knows about wrists.....

Did you add that right at the end to check if we all read that far?

Or has it some other dark meaning?

Or is a coded message to the resistance?

The PornFlick? - data transferred per second? Like it.

LMHO

Brilliant.

Profanisaurus contender, beyond doubt.

Awesome. Just awesome.

I laughed so hard I pooped.

You owe me some new pants!

AC, due to the dirty accident! ;)

Sounds pretty good so far.

Though I would like it in terms of how many PH videos I could watch simultaneously, say 250 screens at once...

ttfn

PH - 'cos she knows what to do with a fat pipe.

Kill-O-Wrist definitely sounds like something Douglas Adams would have come up with.

A supercomputer can be used for more than gene sequencing. I imagine they weren't originally going to be intertwined, but decided it'd be a good idea. Tbh, I could do with some kilowrist action, my Zen is slow as anything at the moment. :(

Thanks for making my morning. Any idea when I can get that four days worth of video?

18Gb/s is pathetic by today's standards. Even 5 years ago it was possible to tx/rx at up to 32x 40Gb/s (1,280Gb/s) on a single pair with dwdm.

We must act now to ensure that this technology is never used for tera-wrist purposes!

If it takes an hour to transmit the data 8 miles, wouldn't it still be quicker to put the hard drives in a truck and drive the information there?

"'Dark fibre' equivalent to 700 HD smut channels"

But equiv. to how many NON-smut HD channels? Oh, silly question... who watches those anyway?

Truck? A Mini Cooper would be enough to carry the data, really...

just very short songs.

10gig sdh * 32 channels on a single dwdm has been commonplace for 5 or 6 years now.

40g is developed but not really sold.

Alot of the research $$$ has gone into getting adaptive optics to work - getting lamda configurable line cards.

alot of the carrier $$$ has gone on making better use of what they've got.

maybe the headline should have been "new optical network deployed, first for 2008".

mines the one with MOR hanging out of the pocket when I left that industry.

Heh that reminded me of a scene in Super Troopers where the guy is using the speed gun to see how fast he can wank it. Nice Job

On the 2MB a song one

Remember this is all on an iPod so figure all of the songs were bought there then 2MB a song is probably right.

...really makes sense. Alive'n'kicking. The same Sense of Huma[ou]r/Corporate thinking? Thanks, Port 452 [in rev],

>"A typical piece of boffinry will result in 7 terabytes of info. "

So, one PoB is seven terabytes? But how long would the lorry take to get there if it travelled at the speed of a sheep in a vacuum?

USAGE CAPS

Broadband

Please note the speed of th BIG FAT PIPE is "up to" 18,000 Megabit/s so you might not necessarily get that speed..

If you subscribe to the BIG FAT PIPE, this is a capped service, and is based on the amount of data that you download or upload via your BIG FAT PIPE access each month ("Usage Cap"), your usage must not exceed that Usage Cap each month. The current Usage cap for the BIG FAT PIPE is 100TB,

If you exceed your Usage Cap, your download speed will be reduced to 256Kbit/s for the rest of the month.

If, in subsequent months, your usage continues to exceed your Usage Cap, we will continue to contact you to ask you to reduce your usage immediately or you account will be terminated.

Nice article - kind of reminds me why I like to get my tech news with the reg touch.

It did kind of lose its edge when I tried to explain why I was laughing to my wife though...

I want a Smut Hose. All I've got currently is a filth straw.