...if his four month sentence will be served in the same cell as the 2 women he provided courteous and personal attention to?

Could be in for some 'hard labour' if so.

Oh, also missed out on 'Going down for 4 months', 'Gets banged up for banging up', etc, etc. I'm sorry, these are just too easy...

The plain grey one with arrows and a number on, please.

So this is why I get such a slow response huh, maybe I should get the wife to deep breathe down the phone next time theres an emergency.

Yes officer its a multi car pile up, yes officer I'm wearing a thong and a smile. Be right round then, marvellous

Bobby Jailed For Bonking On Duty

Those are novelty handcuffs, and no good. You can pop out of those very easily if excited.. errr so I've heard.

xxx

So police officer can be arrestted and sent down for this...But a certain fat bastard can't?

Did you read the article? Especially about the second woman.

What is with the URL?

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Police-Officer-Jailed-For-Having-Sex-While-On-Late-Shift-Gary-Bayldon-To-Serve-Four-Months/Article/200811115146136?f=rss

Not really very descriptive is it?

Another fabulous piece of El-Reg red-topism.

Anyone else think that Judge had been watching Spiderman the night before...?