The americans doth protest too much! All that anti-gay was just a smokescreen!

Poor old Paris...

The last paragraph or two are 100% Finbar Saunders.

Paris because, she's displayed that she can move freely up and down and has probably caused a lot of mechanical stroking due to video evidence.

...now I need a new euphemism detector.

"squeezing the tube more and more and causing the bulge... to get bigger and bigger"

*giggle*

Ocean currents are a concern when doing stroking buoys. That means thinking about drag, bottom friction, and roughness.

Freud would be proud.

I could comment on the innuendo in the article, but some how I think even Sarah would find the comments to naughty to publish. So I'll just say this, I hear greping the buoy is a favorite pass time of sailors every where. That is all :-).

Just read it in English. No accents involved unless you're the one who is not a native English speaker. Or are named after a city in a country that is not known for being populated by native English speakers, such as Paris.

With apologies mes amis, mijn vrienden, mis amigos, i miei amici, 我的朋友