Yes! It's the Darth Vader breakfast toaster
We’ve no idea what Darth Vader eats* for breakfast, but even those strong with the Sith need a good start to the day if they’re to defeat the Jedi and overthrow the Republic. So, thankfully, a Star Wars toaster’s been invented. StarWars_toaster_01 "No, I am your breakfast..." Although the TIE toaster isn’t as technically …
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Vader on toast?
Looks more like Cthulhu in a novelty hat...
I sense a disturbance...
in the toast.
Yes Luke, I am your Toaster!
May the farce be with you.
Death Star Canteen
This will explain Lord Vader's eating habits, I'm sure:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hp69rg6Hdlo
Does contain some swearing and Eddie Izzard. And also some written comments from people who believe it can't be funny as he is gay/transvestite/transsexual etc...
I always thought...
... he had the penne all'arrabbiata...
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw
"but even those strong with the Sith"
Sorry, no. That's like saying "the Jedi is strong in this one". I think what you meant is "The Dark Side".
Missed opportunity
Had the developers of this wonderfully unnecessary item been thinking, they would have had the toaster burn a negative image on reverse. Then we'd all have instant access to the Dark Side.
Mine's the rumpled floor length one with the deep hood.
Hand gesture
"This isn't the shade of brown you're looking for."
Darth Vader's diet
Aren't we all aware that Darth Vader's favourite dish is Penne a la arabiata?
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw
Not a fan of Star Wars but...
...that is freaking cool!
I want one!
Sods law the web site says it only ships to US & Canada, then there's the problem of the different voltages (I wonder if running one of these things at 240V would work and if it makes the toast browner?).
Rob
Hmmm
Looks to me like someone's been messing around with their Cylon toaster:
http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2008/07/15/frakkin_cylon_toaster/
"We're not sure we've ever seen Darth's diet"...?
Helloooooo?
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7LzE_qEvWCw
b3ta did it first.
As thought of here: http://www.b3ta.com/board/8780007
Mouse Droid
Should have been Mouse Droid-shaped instead!
that's no grapefruit....
...i find your lack of marmite disturbing...
...i felt a disturbance in the force, as if a million rice crispies suddenly snap-crackle-n-pop'd in terror and then were instantly silenced....
...crunchie nut cornflakes and a cuppa tea are no match for a good slice of toast in your hand, kid
Let's write a lettere to Santa!
My son and I want this at home: "so that I can eat Darth 'Water' at breakfast" says my son....
I would second that!
Dear Santa...
Penne all'arrabbiata
Darth Vader eats Penne all'arrabbiata:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw
I know what you're getting for Christmas..
"I felt your presents"
Psssss-Chuuuu
I find your lack of fibre most disturbing...
Formula for a Star wars related comment...
Something something something DARK SIDE, something something something COMPLETE.
WWJJBD
What Would JarJar Binks Do???
Mine's the one with jam stains on the front.
darth vader is a wussy
if ti would have been Dark Helmet ! may the schwartz be with you
RoTM
Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've created...
I wanna get one
And experience the dark side of the toast.
"I want my breakfast, Admiral - Not excuses."
"You are to capture Solo alive. No shaking it up."
"I smell a disturbance in the eggs. Something I have not smelt since-"
New possibilities for Star Wars 8
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase: "The Empire is toast!"
Waiting for...
...the enterprising ebayer that will put a piece Vader toast up for bidding,
"Look, you can see Darth Vader!, bid now, bid often!!!"
Was anyone besides me...
...reminded of "Hardware Wars"?
Yawn
Are people still obsessed with a second rate Sci-Fi movie after all these years ?
Now a picture of Jesus/Buddha/Mohammed from a toaster would have real FleaBay potential ! (whatever happened to Golden Casino anyway ?)
Woolworths
Remember the Woolworths advert? "Did you purchase the toaster?"
Please use whole grain bread...
...thus, you say to your toast before you eat it: 'there is good in you, I can sense it'
Upload
Wouldn't it be nice if the heating elements where based on a matrix layout so images could be uploaded. I once saw this done by a steerable CO2 laser but it wouldn't have fitted into the average kitchen.
If only......
they had made one with an image of jesus on I could have made a fortune flogging the bread based holy relics on eBay in Merica!
Next: The Light Sabre Floro-Desk Lamp?
Only one and as Darth would say, "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've created......"
it will toast a perfect image of the Dark Lord onto each slice of bread
Are we talking about the same Dark Lord? One is the Dark Lord of the Sith, other is a noseless one.
kitchen appliances
What next? A freezer with a Carbonite and Hoth settings?
Yes that's a crap joke but I don't care because its gone 12 and I'm leaving work...
@darth vader is a wussy
And it would have a bagel setting.
One problem with that toaster...
....no matter which setting you put it on, it's always going to have a darkside....
We NEED this
Having just realised after 4 months in the house that we don't have a toaster, and bearing in mind that my fiance has an Imperial Star Wars tattoo, we NEED this.
When is it coming out in the UK?!
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