back to article Yes! It's the Darth Vader breakfast toaster

We’ve no idea what Darth Vader eats* for breakfast, but even those strong with the Sith need a good start to the day if they’re to defeat the Jedi and overthrow the Republic. So, thankfully, a Star Wars toaster’s been invented. StarWars_toaster_01 "No, I am your breakfast..." Although the TIE toaster isn’t as technically …

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Vader on toast?

Looks more like Cthulhu in a novelty hat...

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I sense a disturbance...

in the toast.

Yes Luke, I am your Toaster!

May the farce be with you.

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Death Star Canteen

This will explain Lord Vader's eating habits, I'm sure:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hp69rg6Hdlo

Does contain some swearing and Eddie Izzard. And also some written comments from people who believe it can't be funny as he is gay/transvestite/transsexual etc...

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I always thought...

... he had the penne all'arrabbiata...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw

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"but even those strong with the Sith"

Sorry, no. That's like saying "the Jedi is strong in this one". I think what you meant is "The Dark Side".

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Missed opportunity

Had the developers of this wonderfully unnecessary item been thinking, they would have had the toaster burn a negative image on reverse. Then we'd all have instant access to the Dark Side.

Mine's the rumpled floor length one with the deep hood.

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"This isn't the shade of brown you're looking for."

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Darth Vader's diet

Aren't we all aware that Darth Vader's favourite dish is Penne a la arabiata?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw

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Not a fan of Star Wars but...

...that is freaking cool!

I want one!

Sods law the web site says it only ships to US & Canada, then there's the problem of the different voltages (I wonder if running one of these things at 240V would work and if it makes the toast browner?).

Rob

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Hmmm

Looks to me like someone's been messing around with their Cylon toaster:

http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2008/07/15/frakkin_cylon_toaster/

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Darth Vader eats...

...toblerones, of course.

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"We're not sure we've ever seen Darth's diet"...?

Helloooooo?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7LzE_qEvWCw

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b3ta did it first.

As thought of here: http://www.b3ta.com/board/8780007

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Mouse Droid

Should have been Mouse Droid-shaped instead!

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that's no grapefruit....

...i find your lack of marmite disturbing...

...i felt a disturbance in the force, as if a million rice crispies suddenly snap-crackle-n-pop'd in terror and then were instantly silenced....

...crunchie nut cornflakes and a cuppa tea are no match for a good slice of toast in your hand, kid

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Happy

Let's write a lettere to Santa!

My son and I want this at home: "so that I can eat Darth 'Water' at breakfast" says my son....

I would second that!

Dear Santa...

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Penne all'arrabbiata

Darth Vader eats Penne all'arrabbiata:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw

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I know what you're getting for Christmas..

"I felt your presents"

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Psssss-Chuuuu

I find your lack of fibre most disturbing...

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Formula for a Star wars related comment...

Something something something DARK SIDE, something something something COMPLETE.

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WWJJBD

What Would JarJar Binks Do???

Mine's the one with jam stains on the front.

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darth vader is a wussy

if ti would have been Dark Helmet ! may the schwartz be with you

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RoTM

Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've created...

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I wanna get one

And experience the dark side of the toast.

"I want my breakfast, Admiral - Not excuses."

"You are to capture Solo alive. No shaking it up."

"I smell a disturbance in the eggs. Something I have not smelt since-"

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New possibilities for Star Wars 8

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase: "The Empire is toast!"

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Waiting for...

...the enterprising ebayer that will put a piece Vader toast up for bidding,

"Look, you can see Darth Vader!, bid now, bid often!!!"

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Was anyone besides me...

...reminded of "Hardware Wars"?

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Yawn

Are people still obsessed with a second rate Sci-Fi movie after all these years ?

Now a picture of Jesus/Buddha/Mohammed from a toaster would have real FleaBay potential ! (whatever happened to Golden Casino anyway ?)

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Woolworths

Remember the Woolworths advert? "Did you purchase the toaster?"

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Please use whole grain bread...

...thus, you say to your toast before you eat it: 'there is good in you, I can sense it'

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Upload

Wouldn't it be nice if the heating elements where based on a matrix layout so images could be uploaded. I once saw this done by a steerable CO2 laser but it wouldn't have fitted into the average kitchen.

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If only......

they had made one with an image of jesus on I could have made a fortune flogging the bread based holy relics on eBay in Merica!

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Next: The Light Sabre Floro-Desk Lamp?

Only one and as Darth would say, "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've created......"

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Impressive

Most impressive

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it will toast a perfect image of the Dark Lord onto each slice of bread

Are we talking about the same Dark Lord? One is the Dark Lord of the Sith, other is a noseless one.

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kitchen appliances

What next? A freezer with a Carbonite and Hoth settings?

Yes that's a crap joke but I don't care because its gone 12 and I'm leaving work...

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@darth vader is a wussy

And it would have a bagel setting.

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another star wars quote?

all too easy.....

that is all

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One problem with that toaster...

....no matter which setting you put it on, it's always going to have a darkside....

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We NEED this

Having just realised after 4 months in the house that we don't have a toaster, and bearing in mind that my fiance has an Imperial Star Wars tattoo, we NEED this.

When is it coming out in the UK?!

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