Spanish cheesemaker launches ovine Lolitas initiative
Spanish cheesemaker Quesería Artesanal de Sacramenia is offering aficionados of underage ovines the chance to adopt their very own lovely little lamb as part of its My Linda Ovejita initiative. In return for stumping as little as €6 a month, godparents can name their lamb and get snaps of it, plus exclusive access to live …
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spanish id required?
So no chance for new zealand's sheep lovers? maybe the webcam pics would had been filtered anyway because of underage ... no clothes ... and sometimes even freshly shaved...
But..
...I'd always heard that joke made about Aberdonians. Am I still banned?
Baaahd Me
Velcro Gloves.
But seriously? Why pay for a lamb if you don't to enjoy it properly - and by that i mean stuffed (no you sick person, I'm not We... a taxidermist) with garlic and rosemary and served with roast potatoes, and some mint sauce. Om nom nom.
baaaaaa
"Oh yes, the first person to post a comment containing either of the keywords "Welsh" or "wellingtons", is banned from El Reg for the traditional month."
ok i wont then
spanish id required?
Perhaps they're worried that the residents of Wellington (NZ) would welsh on the payment?
Id but . . .
. .. must be pictured wearing welsh wellies !! ! !
Spain...
A land where the men are men and the sheep are scared...
Do they accept NIE
I've got a Numero de Identidad de Extranjero.
Mmmm... juvenile mutton.
The dirty mac, thanks.
oops
NO mention of velcro trousers in the ban list though....
Banned for using ***** or ***********
...how about "Cliff"?
Workaround
Q; Why have men in a country to the West of England started wearing kilts?
A; Because the sheep have got used to the sound of zips.
....You forgot to ban "slam in the lamb" jokes, as well.
Or that classic song
"Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep" and it's advice to "Knock off the fleece Give them some peace.
Don't be a barn door man! "
Warning signs, electric fences, high voltage (now that sounds kinky!)
Where's the sheep icon when you need it?
Been there and got the....?
http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/baaaaaa-means-nooooo/
Sorry, couldn't resist
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