So no chance for new zealand's sheep lovers? maybe the webcam pics would had been filtered anyway because of underage ... no clothes ... and sometimes even freshly shaved...

"Oh yes, the first person to post a comment containing either of the keywords "Welsh" or "wellingtons", is banned from El Reg for the traditional month."

ok i wont then

A land where the men are men and the sheep are scared...

to ban the words "velcro gloves" as well.

Surely you meant baaarred.

Q; Why have men in a country to the West of England started wearing kilts?

A; Because the sheep have got used to the sound of zips.

....You forgot to ban "slam in the lamb" jokes, as well.

"Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep" and it's advice to "Knock off the fleece Give them some peace.

Don't be a barn door man! "

Warning signs, electric fences, high voltage (now that sounds kinky!)

Where's the sheep icon when you need it?