@ Vexatious Litigant
Unfortunately, if the american courts were to take a stand against inane, surreal or riduculus lawsuits, it could cause another major finacial collapse as 90% of the American legal industry were made redundant.
As entertaining as this particular story is, the topic has become distinctly passé, thanks to fat kids who don't know when to stop eating and people who are clearly new to the concept of opposable thumbs pouring hot coffee over themselves then suing various fast food chains.
If the courts were to throw out every application that was deliberately misleading or had no clear grounds in reality, then we wouldn't be able to walk the streets for fear of Intellectual Property lawyers begging for change or mollesting our windscreens with muddy spunges.
And let's face it. Who on earth would want to get that close to an IP lawyer without some form of heavy blunt instrument in their hand?
Mines the one subpoena in the pocket!