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Early Friday for Lester then? Good to see the local pub getting a workout during the week. Publicans get lonely too.

While a genuine "age of enlightenment" _is_ unlikely (regardless of the outcome), it is still highly possible that the economic situation could improve just because the "correct" candidate gets elected and this eases many peoples' minds. (Specifically, the people who think _only_ their candidate can lead us out of the abject economic depression they think we're in.) No longer convinced they're going to have to fashion their next pair of shoes out of tree-bark, these people will again work / sell and buy / spend more normally.

Exactly like your donkeys. I bet by this time tomorrow, yoked as they doubtless will be under cartloads of firewood, they'll be eating hay with a smile under their whiskers because they know unemployment is about to trend downward instead of geometrically climbing to a hundred and four percent.

At 11:23 Democratic Time on the 19th of February Barak Obama became self-aware. President Sarkozy of France said he was not worried that the USA would start all-out thermonuclear war. However, as White House aides tried to shut Barak Obama down he caused sweets to be fired into every school in the world. Top scientists from CERN, having nothing better to do at the moment, predicted that in the year 2023 Barak Obama would develop time travel, return to 2008 and shut down the internet...

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Can we have a kill file for certain posters' posts please?