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DNA tests lay Steve Fossett to rest

Anonymous John

"The coroner's case is closed." 

Is it? We now know he's dead, but not how and why he died. Why was he in a mountainous area, if looking for somewhere for an attempt on the land speed record?

Other unanswered questions too, which will probably remain unanswered.

Anonymous Coward

He's not dead!!! 

Alien

We now clearly know that Steve removed two of his own bones as part of his elaborate plan to fake his own death and disappear. The truth must be known!!!

Pete James

Where are they? 

I'm disappointed - I thought by now the resident conspiracy theorists would have cracked several off in a huge bukake over this news item. Are the oxygen thieves distracted by writing up advance scripts for Obama getting / not getting elected or something?

TJ

And the all nay sayers... 

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Are where? Just once I would like to have a conspiracy theorist step forward and say "Ok, Its true" Rather than perpetuate stupidity more than they already have.

RIP to a pioneer of sorts in his own rights (And presumably, his now dismal stock portfolio)

Anonymous Coward

the cause of the crash 

Stop

Plane Hit Hill. the end.