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Posted Tuesday 28th October 2008 15:59 GMT
Before emulating a mouse brain they should try something a little less ambitious, perhaps a brain that starts wars against random countries for randomly generated reasons.
Posted Tuesday 28th October 2008 15:52 GMT
As usual for a Govt operation
They're actually just after the computing power - or rather the computing methodology
If they actually replicate a mammalian brain it is likely to have the same problems for them as a mammalian brain (emotion, individual thought process, self-preservation etc)
Someone should tell DARPA that they have to think outside the box ocassionally
Posted Tuesday 28th October 2008 15:52 GMT
Outstanding. I'll have a pint of whatever Lewis is drinking.
Posted Tuesday 28th October 2008 15:52 GMT
"bonkers bad-boy battle boffins"
Put the coffee down and step away.
Posted Tuesday 28th October 2008 15:59 GMT
Before emulating a mouse brain they should try something a little less ambitious, perhaps a brain that starts wars against random countries for randomly generated reasons.
Posted Tuesday 28th October 2008 16:28 GMT
Why don't they bypass the intelligent life forms and take brains from Messrs Brand and Ross? They're obviously not using them right now and there's no real evidence of prior use..
Posted Tuesday 28th October 2008 16:28 GMT
Or, according, in part to the title...dare they think outside of the box, or in the box...should we open the box to see if they're thinking or merely assume that the thought is dead
In fact is the thought dead or alive, or both? Maybe they should call it the Schrodinger's Cat Brain and then it can potentially be very clever indeed.....
Posted Tuesday 28th October 2008 16:41 GMT
Surely if they want something that's got the brain capacity of a mouse or a cat, they should just ask GW Bush what he's doing after January?
...or buy a cat.
Posted Tuesday 28th October 2008 16:46 GMT
As long as they only develop male-based synapse systems - wouldn't want war systems to randomly through tantrums, get headaches, etc. I can just imagine the argument "yes, but just because I killed them, doesn't mean that I meant to kill them... I meant to kill someone on the other team but what I mean and what I do are completely different" (obviously I've inserted some male logic there).
Flame on
Posted Tuesday 28th October 2008 18:47 GMT
The facts of AI already show the prejudice that will prevent them succeeding here also.
Tho the brain "thinks", it is not the only place that thought occurs. For example, we've all seen boy racers whose dicks control the throttle. We've seen whole newspapers (Grauniad) catering to people who feel with their skin (same prejudice - different organ). We've seen astronauts who "smell" space, and remember their childhoods. We've seen clinically brain-dead people on hospital tables come back to life and give full and accurate reports on the proceedings in theatre which occurred while their brains were incapable of forming memories.
What neural networks show, is that once "entrained", they remain prejudiced.
Posted Tuesday 28th October 2008 18:47 GMT
Anyone familiar with Cordwainer Smith's SF stories from the 60s will remember his starships were controlled by "two c.c's of laminated mouse brain". Why use synthetic substitutes when you can just laminate the real thing?
[I want both Stop and Go icons because his starships had a Go Captain *and* a Stop Captain.]
Posted Tuesday 28th October 2008 18:47 GMT
Moggy Brain Rules Draft 1
( If it's anything like the fat lazy item living in my house, that purports to be a cat! )
1. Anyone about? No, then sleep otherwise keep rubbing against owner until food/petting is given.
2. If food is not forthcoming within 10 mins of meowing and rubbing, fart loudly and very smelly, start licking genitals in full view of everyone, until they give in.
3. Every 7 days, kill something small and defenceless and leave it in its death throws on the kitchen mat.
4 Every 6 months, pickup nasty flea infection, but don't notify owner until owner has been scratching for 2 days. Ensure owner panics and has to clean house from top to bottom ( that'll teach them to delay the food/petting! )
Posted Tuesday 28th October 2008 18:49 GMT
Perhaps they should briefly consider the implications of a bit of top-down design to model Kurt Gödel.
@ Ian. Me too please.
Posted Tuesday 28th October 2008 21:10 GMT
A cat, for instance, can jump up onto a fence using only binocular vision...
So can a one-eyed cat looking the other way - proprioception is a much bigger factor than vision - and in mammals even the latter is highly flawed theory in its infancy.
What you're describing here is impossible, its not a question of computing power - cognitive neuroscience is years, likely decades, away from the understanding required to model PH's brain let alone a cats.
Posted Tuesday 28th October 2008 21:10 GMT
why are all the best jobs at DARPA ?
If they do create artificial intelligence, then maybe they could get it to run the world capitalist economy, it couldn't do any worse than the current bunch of muppets.
Of course such a machine would only employ other machines, and might ask you for your boots and motorcycle (Arnie style) , so we'd probably all still be unemployed and thus screwed.
Paris , well because they will have to emulate her level of processing, just before they get to rodent level.
Einsteinian level is way off in the future .........
Posted Tuesday 28th October 2008 22:07 GMT
How much processing power is required to lick your own arse whilst purring?
Posted Tuesday 28th October 2008 23:46 GMT
Presumably that means their ultimate goal is to make it as smart as a human. But why stop there?
Posted Wednesday 29th October 2008 10:09 GMT
"A cat, for instance, can jump up onto a fence using only binocular vision; a computer able to take stereoscopic vid and accomplish the same feat with four robotic legs would be so heavy as to crush the fence..."
Come on, Lewis - I expect better. You don't specify the fence! Surely a robotic fence-jumper could safely land on a reinforced cement fence that's 8" thick.
Now, if you'd said, "picket fence", or "chainlink fence", or "eBay fence", that would have been different.
Posted Wednesday 29th October 2008 10:09 GMT
A machine with feline intelligence would ignore everyone, and sleep in the most comfortable spot in the room.
What's really needed is a machine with canine intelligence - then the police could use it to chase cars.
Posted Wednesday 29th October 2008 10:11 GMT
Probably not a lot. The clever bit is to lick someone else immediately afterwards and have them like you for it. That takes Machiavellian ingenuity, an empathic appreciation of your target's state of mind and some careful planning to get right.
Posted Wednesday 29th October 2008 10:15 GMT
I have, over the years, had dealings with some cats I would trust to run a laser-wielding battle-droid.
And, it should be noted, cute pre-teen girls seem to have special talents in cat-handling.
Has DARPA been bit-torrenting a bit too much of the weirder sort of Japanese animation?
Posted Wednesday 29th October 2008 11:36 GMT
now we rule the planet, why not emulate predators whose skills were formed by 25 million years of evolution in impenetrable steel? Make them 25 foot high, will you? While you're at it, be sure to add some frikkin lasers to their heads.
Posted Wednesday 29th October 2008 11:36 GMT
"Likewise, a human can drive a car in traffic - and so can a computer, perhaps. But that computer currently weighs more than 200 tons and requires power levels typical of a warship, not a car."
The ones in the DARPA Urban challenge http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11/04/cmu_wins_urban_challenge/ weren't quite that big, although still no where near as good as a human.
Posted Wednesday 29th October 2008 14:14 GMT
This is the first step in creating skylab!
When are we going to learn....... PHZzzzzzzz ...
Oh heck, here comes another T1000
B.
Posted Wednesday 29th October 2008 16:42 GMT
Perhaps you mean "SkyNet"? There's at least one military initiative already in progress* with that very name. Whether the project's naming committee has a sense of irony sufficiently strong to risk professional ridicule or whether they just hadn't seen any Terminator pop-Kulcha moving pichoors is unknown.
* I think it's a British Army/MoD comms initiative, involving satellites and long endurance UAVs...
Posted Wednesday 29th October 2008 20:34 GMT
For the love of god why isn't this under ROTM, this is simply the beginning watch as this thing learns and then comes to dislike us what are we unleashing.
I for one welcome our new Robotic overlords
gets coat.
Posted Thursday 30th October 2008 00:01 GMT
Let me ask you something. Does El Reg give a course on colorful descriptions for DARPA? Cus if they do I need to make a recommendation that you pass said course with flying colors. That was brilliant.