As usual for a Govt operation

They're actually just after the computing power - or rather the computing methodology

If they actually replicate a mammalian brain it is likely to have the same problems for them as a mammalian brain (emotion, individual thought process, self-preservation etc)

Someone should tell DARPA that they have to think outside the box ocassionally

Outstanding. I'll have a pint of whatever Lewis is drinking.

"bonkers bad-boy battle boffins"

Put the coffee down and step away.

I love el reg.

... do I get a job at DARPA?

Why don't they bypass the intelligent life forms and take brains from Messrs Brand and Ross? They're obviously not using them right now and there's no real evidence of prior use..

Surely if they want something that's got the brain capacity of a mouse or a cat, they should just ask GW Bush what he's doing after January?

...or buy a cat.

As long as they only develop male-based synapse systems - wouldn't want war systems to randomly through tantrums, get headaches, etc. I can just imagine the argument "yes, but just because I killed them, doesn't mean that I meant to kill them... I meant to kill someone on the other team but what I mean and what I do are completely different" (obviously I've inserted some male logic there).

Flame on

Moggy Brain Rules Draft 1

( If it's anything like the fat lazy item living in my house, that purports to be a cat! )

1. Anyone about? No, then sleep otherwise keep rubbing against owner until food/petting is given.

2. If food is not forthcoming within 10 mins of meowing and rubbing, fart loudly and very smelly, start licking genitals in full view of everyone, until they give in.

3. Every 7 days, kill something small and defenceless and leave it in its death throws on the kitchen mat.

4 Every 6 months, pickup nasty flea infection, but don't notify owner until owner has been scratching for 2 days. Ensure owner panics and has to clean house from top to bottom ( that'll teach them to delay the food/petting! )

A cat, for instance, can jump up onto a fence using only binocular vision...

So can a one-eyed cat looking the other way - proprioception is a much bigger factor than vision - and in mammals even the latter is highly flawed theory in its infancy.

What you're describing here is impossible, its not a question of computing power - cognitive neuroscience is years, likely decades, away from the understanding required to model PH's brain let alone a cats.

why are all the best jobs at DARPA ?

If they do create artificial intelligence, then maybe they could get it to run the world capitalist economy, it couldn't do any worse than the current bunch of muppets.

Of course such a machine would only employ other machines, and might ask you for your boots and motorcycle (Arnie style) , so we'd probably all still be unemployed and thus screwed.

Paris , well because they will have to emulate her level of processing, just before they get to rodent level.

Einsteinian level is way off in the future .........

Presumably that means their ultimate goal is to make it as smart as a human. But why stop there?

"A cat, for instance, can jump up onto a fence using only binocular vision; a computer able to take stereoscopic vid and accomplish the same feat with four robotic legs would be so heavy as to crush the fence..."

Come on, Lewis - I expect better. You don't specify the fence! Surely a robotic fence-jumper could safely land on a reinforced cement fence that's 8" thick.

Now, if you'd said, "picket fence", or "chainlink fence", or "eBay fence", that would have been different.

now we rule the planet, why not emulate predators whose skills were formed by 25 million years of evolution in impenetrable steel? Make them 25 foot high, will you? While you're at it, be sure to add some frikkin lasers to their heads.

"Likewise, a human can drive a car in traffic - and so can a computer, perhaps. But that computer currently weighs more than 200 tons and requires power levels typical of a warship, not a car."

The ones in the DARPA Urban challenge http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11/04/cmu_wins_urban_challenge/ weren't quite that big, although still no where near as good as a human.

This is the first step in creating skylab!

When are we going to learn....... PHZzzzzzzz ...

Oh heck, here comes another T1000

B.

Perhaps you mean "SkyNet"? There's at least one military initiative already in progress* with that very name. Whether the project's naming committee has a sense of irony sufficiently strong to risk professional ridicule or whether they just hadn't seen any Terminator pop-Kulcha moving pichoors is unknown.

* I think it's a British Army/MoD comms initiative, involving satellites and long endurance UAVs...

For the love of god why isn't this under ROTM, this is simply the beginning watch as this thing learns and then comes to dislike us what are we unleashing.

I for one welcome our new Robotic overlords

gets coat.

Let me ask you something. Does El Reg give a course on colorful descriptions for DARPA? Cus if they do I need to make a recommendation that you pass said course with flying colors. That was brilliant.