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Skiving Aussie fingered on Facebook

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dervheid

Ah, social networking... 

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wonderful, isn't it.

LMAO! as the man said.

Ian Large

Fantastic! 

Happy

If you're stupid enough to put that sort of thing on facebook, you deserve anything you're going to get!...

Funny though... :-)

Stu Reeves

One word 

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Muppet!

Anonymous Coward

Bad choice of title 

Happy

He should just have posted "I'm still trashed sick" and then he would have additional proof that he was really sick. Because it says so on facebook it must be true.

Goubert

This is 

Brilliant.

Eddie Edwards

Obvious solution 

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Tell your boss you were lying on your Facebook account to make yourself look big in front of your friends, but akshully you were really really ill.

Russell Brown

Lucky he's not been sacked 

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I would imagine his contract has something to say about skiving.

Ozbon

Feeling Old 

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My first thought was "Born in 87? He can't be old enough to work!"

Then I did the maths.

*Wow* do I feel old now...

Matt Squirrell

So very fake 

Stop

It's changed a bit since I got it early this morning, but the "original" was covered in links for the company in question and that conclusion wasn't there either.

James Wade

year, but no month? 

Paris Hilton

Why does the subject contain the year, but not the month?

Random Noise

Fact checking 

Boffin

Has anyone at El reg actually looked on Facebook to see if this profile is real or not?

I got the email yesterday & while I chuckled I'm not sure its totally real.

I don't have a Facebook account myself, but something about this screams 'viral advertising' at me.

I tried to connect to port 25 of what a DNSreport give as their mailserver to determine if the mailboxes existed (I've got the original email addresses in the signatures which are not on the article), but I'm stuck behind my corp firewall right now so wasn't successful.

Has anyone else verified this as real?

Anonymous Coward

Sickie Woo? 

Coat

Wasn't that the pampered dog on All Creatures Great and Small....?

Anonymous Coward

Amateur 

This guy is clearly an amateur. In my last job I managed to take 100+ sick days a year aswell as my normal holiday allowance. Coming up with new and wonderful excuses each week was not an easy task. Some of the excuses got really bizarre.

V.Srikrishnan

waste of time 

what a waste of human time....

Anonymous Coward

@Feeling Old 

Alert

Yes, hes is 21, he stole my birthday! but im 10 years older...

Isn't being unfit for work classed as being sick? they seriously cant expect him to drive in that condition... the fact that it is self inflicted is not an issue either as many injuries are self inflicted (ie 'I' fell down the stairs) the issue should be the amount of time he takes off sick, which his employer can advise him is unacceptably high, and which he should do something about. Having a hangover is still being unfit for work.

Anonymous Coward

what picture ? 

cant see it

Tom Austin

Kudos... 

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...for acknowledging the 'epic fail'. When you're caught fair'n'square, be honest/open about it, it gives you grace. Of a sort.

Scott

This is... 

...an example of one of the reasons why I choose to keep my work and private life separate!

Ferry Boat

Never mind all that... 

Look at their job titles. 'Real Time Manager' and 'Resolutions Expert - Technical'. I always thought that Australians had a reputation for straight talking. Anyway, I'd love a real time manager, mine only runs in batch when there is a low load.

Vincent

Awesome 

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Seriously. That's too awesome for words.

michael

technley 

a hang over is just as much of a medicle condition as a broken leg from skiing or the like

Andrew Moore

Interesting... 

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...the way the muppet turns into a total retard in the final message- "LMAO", "Epic Fail", "Facebook"

Anonymous Coward

@Ozbon 

Unhappy

This year's freshers were born in 1990.

That's the most depressing maths you can ever do.

Anonymous Coward

VbyV 

His D.O.B. is on there so I wonder how long before someone resets a Verified by Visa password and commits fraud in his name?

Steve

@AC: Amateur 

Unhappy

You work/ed in local government and I claim my 100% Council Tax rebate!

Anonymous Coward

Beware of Facebook 

Black Helicopters

I got caught out on face book for a different reason.

I was a member of a few work related groups on there, including one which made fun of the industry I work in. I put what I considered some innocent jokey comments on the "Fun" one and someone related to my job who had been snooping around on that group reported me to my boss.

I have no idea who it was (Someone who knew me I guess), but my boss could see I was pretty furious about it when he asked me what did I think I was doing, lucky for him he asked me in a polite way as he could see I was bubbling mad as I considered it an invasion of privacy.

So I have since removed myself from every group on there even slightly connected with my job, locked my account down so only people on my friends list can read my profile and pretty much abandoned Facebook.

Yeah, I got wrapped up too much in Facebook and let my guard down, just like the bloke in this article.

It made furious and feel like an idiot as I have always been careful on the internet.

dervheid

@ Sickie Woo Coward 

You reveal your age too easily there. Must be about as old as me.

But no. The dog was called Trickie Woo. Owned (or rather pandered to by Mrs Pumphrey)

Big Dave

lolz 

Paris Hilton

I rarely use my real name on the internet and hardly ever use my personal details. It's not for the stupid reasons above, but more becos it is vital to my work that i'm not noticed :)

Paris.. because even she doesn't know how the internet works.

bigolslabomeat

Doesn't require facebook to fail 

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We once had a guy call in sick with bad guts, later in the day he ordered himself a hot and spicy meat feast pizza using his work email.

Anonymous Coward

Stupid kids 

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It shows the stupidity of some (usually young) idiots, who use sites like this, without considering the level of access to them. No, dear, your friends are not the only people who read your site.

Bosses everywhere routinely Google employees to see what they are up to. What you wrote, or that funny picture of you puking, may be why you didn't get that promotion.

It's almost a standard part of hiring someone, too. I didn't give you that job, because I searched your name, and what you were up to last weekend. I don't want you coming into work with me, if you're recovering from a repeat of that night.

Andthe cops use the internet too, dear. Those wild photos will make great evidence.

AC

@AC - Beware of facebook 

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you mean to say you didn't have your account locked down to begin with?

no wonder it gets called stalkerbook when people just leave their profiles open for all to see.

We actually used stalkerbook in our recent search for a new employee and one candidate said of his old job something like "it sucks here, i spend my time spinning in my chair and taking loo breaks" ... we didnt take him on.

in reference to the guy in this story though, I'd sack him for it. Hope he does get sacked.

Anonymous Coward

@Steve re:AC: Amateur 

I worked for a private company. Was just there for so long that they found it really hard to pin anything on me and the union was always by my side if they did.

Anonymous Coward

Wow, that's retarded 

I mean, seriously. If you're going to use a sick day for a non-medical reason (hungover might apply, but most employers would frown on it, since it's self-induced) you shouldn't post it on Facebook for all to see. The same goes for everything on the groups, and pictures, etc.

When i started looking for jobs, i went through and pruned everything off of there that I felt was in appropriate for an employer to see. I left some minor amusing things, but in general, i cleaned it all up. Also, don't let yourself get tagged for shots at that raging party, especially if you're under age. If someone does tag you in a photo, remove the tag. I have, if I recall correctly, all of one photo on facebook with me and a drink- at a wedding, after I was 21. Never let any pictures of you in an incriminating position stay marked as having you in them.

Anonymous Coward

don't need facebook to be a tard 

About 5 years ago a guy at work was having "mental anguish" problems probably due to the fact that we were trying to get him to do his job. He was taking a leave of absence, that is until somebody found his band's webpage complete with their tour information! Needless to say a couple of printouts later and a conference call with "Human Resources" and his tour was cut short on the spot.

Still trying to get work out of him though.

Graham Jordan

Got this yesterday 

Complete with his e mail address and phone number still on the mail.

I wonder if he's been unendated with calls or e mails?

What a legend.

Gavin Berry

Trickie Woo 

Your both wrong it was a a CAT, not a dog, that way she could say her "pussy" was not well.

Stevie

Egad! 

Well, at least it confirms my suspicions about the levels of intelligence at work in "call centres".

Cleaning up your internet face is a good idea. Not as good as not having one at all that can be traced to you, what with google's cached page feature and all, but better late than never.

Chris W

@Gavin Berry 

Trickie Woo was a pekignese. You're thinking of Mrs.Slocombe who's pussy didn't have a name.

George

Seems like he still has a case 

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If his contract allows 1 day medial leave can be requested without any evidence, it seems like he's in the clear unless there's a clause that invalidates the medical leave in cases like this.

Dave

He's on Myspace too 

Pirate

dunno if the account is real or not, but there's a Kyle Doyle on Myspace with that same picture.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=58000481

James Dunmore

FAKE FAKE FAKE 

Stop

Got this email twice yesterday (i.e. the day before it appeared on the reg), and it was already different.

It is funny, but someone has clearly set to work with photo shop, made up a few emails, and pressed send - nothing more than a viral email (why else has it taken 2 months to surface?!)

Simon Harvey

just checked on FB ... 

... and the photo is the same but his privacy settings are on so can't verify. He is part of the Australia network though.

yeah, right.

sick? 

Actually, he WAS sick, it was just self-induced. Does his contract specifically exclude self-induced sickness? I doubt it. Last contract I checked certainly didn't think to exclude it.

Oxford Dictionary says: sick: adjective 1 affected by physical or mental illness. 2 feeling nauseous and wanting to vomit. ...

Iain Purdie

Top that... 

Paris Hilton

A girl I used to work with - a receptionist - did something similar. This was *just* pre-facebook, but our company contract included a section stating that the corporate email system was for work purposes only. It could and would be monitored. In fairness, free access was given during the entire working day to any online email system you cared to use, so there was no reason to use the company mail for anything you shouldn't.

Only numpty girl did. She sent a few mails telling her friends how crap the company was and then decided to throw a sicky after a night on the piss, just as our Australian friend did.

Still on probationary period, she was fired as soon as she walked back in the day after her "sick" day.

PH

Australia's brightest 

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Well, he's a Liberal (read: Tory / Republican) and he's only 21. Bless!

What d'ya expect?

Anonymous Coward

@PH "Australia's brightest" 

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Naturally, he shows dignity and comedic values in defeat.. something a non-Liberal (read: Labour/Democrat) can't muster.. Even when they are in their 40s & 50s..

Bless indeed

Stu

Etchellente! 

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Totally busted!

Goes to show you shouldn't be using Facebook / MySpace etc. at all.

It seems such sites are a haven for information theft in more ways than I originally thought!

Class!

Carl

Self induced sickness 

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"Actually, he WAS sick, it was just self-induced. Does his contract specifically exclude self-induced sickness? I doubt it. Last contract I checked certainly didn't think to exclude it."

I guess that they would have to explicitly exclude hangovers, because in reality breaking your leg whilst skiing is a self-induced 'sickness'

Anonymous Coward

BAH 

Resolutions Expert - Technical <--- Bah no ones an expert at 21

Anonymous Coward

"I'm too smart to post anything on Facebook..." 

All the smart-arsed clean nosed "I don't post anything incriminating on Facebook" type posters that complain that some employers check your Facebook profile. Do you really want to work for a company that snoops on you in an underhand way like that. If they can't handle a few drunken photos of me at a party, then I'd probably be better off not working for them.

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