Home Office coughs to stolen lappies

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Anonymous Coward

They should be barred from working with Children #

Posted Thursday 23rd October 2008 13:16 GMT

Anyone that loses their laptops clearly has a higher probability of losing children. There are some risks I AM NOT PREPARED TO TAKE, so those people should be barred from working with children.

It is important that we protect the most vulnerable people in society, so this is an obvious way of helping.

Or do you hate children?

Yours, Jacqui Smith, Minister for Hysterical Overreactions, Home Office, EC1.

P.S. do the search

[jacqui smith site:petitions.number10.gov.uk]

And petition after petition calls for her to be sacked, removed, demoted,:

"VOTE OF NO CONFIDENCE' and accept the resignation of Jacqui Smith"

"remove Jacqui Smith as Home Secretary"

"require the Home Secretary Jacqui Smith to resign."

"Remove Ian Blair and Demote Jacqui Smith,"

"demand the resignation of the Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith"

"Sack Jacqui Smith for gross incompetence"

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David

But how many servers did they lose? #

Posted Thursday 23rd October 2008 13:16 GMT

No mention of that, damn government cover ups!

dervheid

Cost breakdown #

Posted Thursday 23rd October 2008 13:16 GMT

Average cost of 'lost' laptops = £683 each

Total amount spent on securing all H.O. computers = £0.01 (that's "tuppence ha'penny" in today's money)

Total amount spent on IT *security* consultants = Untold Billions

Steve Foster

"Only" 12? #

Posted Thursday 23rd October 2008 13:16 GMT

Ah, but out of how many? Losing 12 out of 12 is a lot worse than losing 12 out of 500.

Anonymous Coward

@ david #

Posted Thursday 23rd October 2008 14:46 GMT

"Servers.......No mention of that, damn government cover ups!"

That's because the statement and stats was on a laptop that was stolen from.....

Stu Reeves

that's bloody good #

Posted Thursday 23rd October 2008 15:08 GMT

I assume they have several thousand laptops. To only have a few nicked / lost is actually a bloody good ratio.

Nemo Metis

Is it just me.. #

Posted Thursday 23rd October 2008 19:56 GMT

Or do you think that the government department responsible of technology and it's security should have taken a page out of the James Bond book by now and had them self destruct?

Wait, thats just silly isn't it

Mine's the one with the Pointsec manual hanging out

Anonymous Coward

Gov? What about the banks/insurance/companies-that-hold-personal-info ?? #

Posted Friday 24th October 2008 09:54 GMT

Yup, jump on their back - the only reason that you are doing so is because the Gov HAS to divulge the facts... It would be a different thing if we had ALL Bizs divulge such stats. I think you'll find the results will be very interesting :o) Working in the private sector for over a decade, I can tell you that laptops go missing regularly, without a care for the info on them, or how much they cost.. At least in the Gov, they are actively pursing to stem the loss.

@Nemo - Excellent choice of encryption!

Mine is also the one with the Pointsec manual hanging out..

nils