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Bespoke top level domains 'to cost $200,000'

Peter Hewitt

.reg 

Paris Hilton

and will your distinguished organ be purchasing any?

.paris, because she'll wonder why all her sites are in french

Jimmy Floyd

Mad mad mad 

Stop

The whole idea of adding more TLDs is incredibly stupid.

"Hmm, domain name land grabs have always proven to be chaotic, expensive and time-consuming. Let's do it again."

Ralph B

Yuck! 

Flame

A .london TLD? WTF?

According to Wikipedia (OK, I know) there's 2 Londons in each of Alabama and Ohio, one each in Arizona, Arkansas, California, Indiana, Kentucky, Minnesota, Missouri, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Tennessee, Texas, West Virginia, Wisconsin, and Illinois. There's also Londons in Canada, Belize, Equatorial Guinea, Finland, and Nigeria. Oh, yes, and UK.

And they want to do this for all city names?

And they want to have random non-heirarchical names for anyone with $200K?

Pure greed-driven madness!

The Kentucky casino domain name grab has already proved the US is not to be trusted with this stuff. Now they want to FU the TLDs!

Enough already. Pass control of TLDs to the UN. Make the USians use the .us TLD and then they can simply firewall anything that doesn't have it. Put them in the Unsullied Sandbox of America where they belong.

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Calum Morrison

My choice. 

Joke

Can I get .cotton or .matrix please?

MahatmaCoat

I'd like to register... 

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...typical-icann.ripoff

Natalie Gritpants

It'll also discourage all but the wealthiest. 

Paris Hilton

And the porn industry.

Pairs? try www.onenightinparis

david

what happens if... 

The whole world clubs together to create, say, a .geographic TLD.

Then are they free to add (sell off) .london.england.uk.eu.geographic, .london.ontario.canada.geographic etc through the whole gazeteer.

and ICANN gets one top level domain fee?

jimbarter

.bollox 

that is all

It wasnt me

@david 

The whole world cant club together to feed the poor or even stop filling the air with crap. Theyre hardly going to put millenia of conflict behind then to piss Icann off are they?

Are you a troll?

Peter Kay

20 million quid, my arse 

More like price gouging and trebles all round for ICANN..

For 200 grand no system is needed at all. It'll happen infrequently enough for all the administrators of the root servers to be paid to manually edit config files, or any database that happens to be behind the root DNS.

Gary F

Stupid idea 

Unhappy

How to turn something reasonably logical that works into chaos that will cause complete confusion. This is greed driven, not need driven.

Jiminy Krikett

Oh deary me... 

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....this is going to end it tears, by the bucketful !!

Paul R

Presumably 

Unhappy

if the $200K is purely to cover the $20M cost of implementation then once there have been 100 new TLDs registered, they'll back of the fee then?

Didn't think so.

lIsRT

This should be interesting, 

Alert

What would happen if someone registered .1 ?

Suddenly the loopback stops looping back ...

Ken Hagan

I want .us 

Joke

It isn't being used right now, but it might be worth a fortune one day.

Seriously, though, will there be a ban on two- and three-letter TLDs, on the grounds that at some point in the future a new country might come along and would then *need* that domain as its country-code domain? Perhaps .vla might be a test case?

This is *such* an ill-though-out venture that it surely represents the last nail in ICANNs coffin, banged in by their own fair hand.

Anonymous Coward

What a bunch of .arse 

'nuff said....

alphaxion

ICANN-has cheeze 

I covered this in a Rocketboom episode that I scripted a couple of weeks ago.

Thing is, with the OpenDNS, there is already an "underground" version of this free for all. Wonder if it's worth checking out to see what kinda of mess this is in or if it's one of those "great in theory, breaks badly when the unwashed get their hands on it" situations.

The Fuzzy Wotnot

Will it work though? 

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It's all about whom or what got there first!

What do people in the UK call their vacuum cleaners? Yep, it's the first company who managed to make it big. You don't say get the vacuum cleaner out, you shout "Grab the Hoover!".

So by that token when your average Joe talks about a website he thinks "www" and ".com" on the end, with whatever brand is in between. The number of arguments that have come about when I have asked my old man to go to site X only to find that he has automatically assumed WWW.xyz.COM.

No one will remember www.overpriced.tat.market or useless.IT.news.site, will they?

david

I don't think... 

...I'm a troll.

So if not the whole world (that was facetious) an enterprising geezer with 200k to invest...

Anonymous Coward

@The Fuzzy Wotnot 

Joke

X -> WWW.xyz.COM?

you couldv'e caused a meltdown if you asked him to go to XYZ!

Anon

Someone lend me... 

Paris Hilton

$200,000 so I can set up .xxx please?

halfcut

I want .doc 

...should be good for a laugh.

Will the cyrillic one be .commie ?

Ben Mathews

.doc?... 

I want .exe

kain preacher

Anon 

Nope xxx has been banned .

Yes Me

.stupidbutprobablyharmless 

Alert

It isn't likely, fortunately, that a modest number of vanity TLDs will break anything too badly. The main impact seems likely to be how many fat-fingered typing errors will cause bogus queries to the root servers, looking for .londin or whatever.

If people want to give .bogon registrars free money for nonsense, why worry? It's just another form of income redistribution, something we so badly need in these desperate times...

Mike

.onion 

and set up wildcard entries pointing to HTTP proxies directing to tor hidden services? could be interesting if tor hidden services could be accessed with or without tor with the same URL

David Wiernicki

.slash... 

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...Sounds like a good choice. Visit our web site at www.dot.slash/dot/.

Anonymous Coward

www 

www.www.www

looks nice