Back to the articleWTF? #
Posted Monday 20th October 2008 12:55 GMT
"came under scrutiny for moistening post-it notes with his penis and sticking them up in an office"
I don't want to picture this....
Pr0n-surfing pastor downs church network
Why were they upset? #
Posted Monday 20th October 2008 12:55 GMT
Was it because the minister was surfing for porn at work or because he was "bashing the bishop"?
Well somebody had to....
just wondering #
Posted Monday 20th October 2008 12:55 GMT
"The powers that be have not yet decided whether a righteous defrocking is in order"
Is that the fictional or real powers that be?
Paris, because everyone seen her defrocked.
erm... #
Posted Monday 20th October 2008 12:55 GMT
"came under scrutiny for moistening post-it notes with his penis and sticking them up in an office"
er... why?
'A lethal computer virus'? #
Posted Monday 20th October 2008 13:08 GMT
I'm no IT expert but, unless it switches off your life support machine, a computer virus isn't likely to be lethal. Is it?
But why? #
Posted Monday 20th October 2008 14:06 GMT
"came under scrutiny for moistening post-it notes with his penis and sticking them up in an office"
But don't post it notes come pre-glued?
And isn't there a danger of excessive glue deposits causing a nasty case of sticky knob?
pr0n is why #
Posted Monday 20th October 2008 14:42 GMT
God (through us) invented live Linux CD's ;-)
If only the pastor had known...
Mine's the one with an Ubuntu CD in a pocket.
@ElFatbob #
Posted Monday 20th October 2008 14:44 GMT
>"came under scrutiny for moistening post-it notes with his penis and sticking them up in an office"
>I don't want to picture this....
It could have been worse, it could have been "up an orifice".
"Came under scrutiny" #
Posted Monday 20th October 2008 15:12 GMT
Who scrutinised him while he.....?
Nothing new #
Posted Monday 20th October 2008 17:44 GMT
The real headline news will be when they discover a member of the church who hasn't got kinky, scandalous or deviant sexual proclivities. (Little chance of that, though).
Well, if you're gullible enough to believe a religion... #
Posted Monday 20th October 2008 17:44 GMT
... then you're gullible enought to believe "In order to view this content you need to download this 'CODEC' from www.hackyou.uz'".
hmmm #
Posted Monday 20th October 2008 17:44 GMT
Archbishop Anders Wejryd said: "Priests are people too, but I have no understanding at all for someone sitting and surfing for porn on the parish computers."
Of course if he had been molesting the alter boys that would have been quite different. He'd probably be short-listed for pope.
Doubletakes 'R' us! #
Posted Monday 20th October 2008 19:55 GMT
Did no one else read a key phrase in the first sentence as "waNked the plank"?
Invisible friends #
Posted Tuesday 21st October 2008 09:16 GMT
Why is it belief in invisible friends is usually the least disturbing habit of religious types. I think we should embrace the fundamental lesson of Christianity and crucify the lot of them.
poor guy #
Posted Tuesday 21st October 2008 09:16 GMT
he thought it said PORN when it really said PWN.
Errr.... #
Posted Tuesday 21st October 2008 09:16 GMT
"moistening post-it notes with his penis and sticking them up in an office"
Holy cock-juice Batman! Surely the risk of paper-cuts in that area alone makes it too dangerous to consider?
"moistening post-it notes with his penis and sticking them up in an office" #
Posted Wednesday 22nd October 2008 23:58 GMT
Is that what you meant by a "tip-off" ?
Jolyon
What sort of porn? #
Posted Thursday 23rd October 2008 09:28 GMT
The question arises what type of porn was he looking at?
Nuns in bondage? (could be prosecuted under the obscene publication act)
Upfrock Choirboys?
or as they are fond of calling their parishioners their "flock"...
Sheep down and dirty.....
Mines the one with the 50p and a mars bar for the choir boy.
oh dear. #
Posted Thursday 23rd October 2008 11:43 GMT
"came under scrutiny for moistening post-it notes with his penis and sticking them up in an office"
I'm trying to picture that...
My father and a brother of mine are church ministers...
ok. Now I am trying not to picture this.
I'm sorry, this is outrageous... #
Posted Friday 24th October 2008 12:19 GMT
... where's the Playmobil?
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