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Ann Summers yanks chocolate willy spread

Anonymous Coward

melamine 

Paris Hilton

Isn't it used to fiddle protein levels?

Paris, because she's swallowed her fair share....

Jerome

What a cock-up 

Heart

I guess in a situation like this Ann Summers just have to suck it up and swallow their pride.

Dominic Kua

Surely this was a perfect chance 

Joke

To say "Ann Summer's Yanks Wonky Willy's chocolate"

Jim Coleman

I wonder... 

Joke

...if they sell Knob Cheese as well as Willy Spread? And do they do Leg Spread and Chocolate Starfish?

Anonymous Coward

when will people learn 

Joke

"precautionary" withdrawals are never a safe option.

ShaggyDoggy

Oh well 

back to mars bars then

Loki

remove the offending product 

Joke

Quote: Ann Summers said: ".... taken all relevant steps to remove the chocolate willy spread ..."

So... where exactly had they put the spread and how difficult was it to remove, and was it indeed, widely spread?

PS: Anyone who doesnt see the IT angle here needs their head examining....

JakeyC

Precautionary withdrawal 

A "precautionary withdrawal" (snarf snarf). So much innuendo, so little time.

Anonymous Coward

oh come on.... 

Joke

obviously someone was dicking around with the stuff :)

Richard

Testing? 

Joke

Do we really want to know what testing is to be done with regards chocolate willy spread?

"Ok, this is spread #4, applied to John's cock, please suck him off and give us your thoughts."

"mmmm"

-- Richard

Anonymous Coward

Don't care 

Paris Hilton

Nutella is cheaper and tastes nicer, so this doesn't affect me. Except that I'm bound to be beaten to all 3425436 innuendos that need to be said here.

I'll even leave you to roll your own PH jokes if you know what I mean...

Anonymous Coward

And this has 

what to do with IT? ... oh look Ann Summers catalogue, what was I going to say.

Dr O'Pfickse-Dwydth

Le Bang - yeah right!?! Or Bangle on 'just a Manic Monday'? 

Loved the fact that Anne Summers is taking action to prevent girls from swallowing.

Anonymous Coward

More stuff then this on wiki 

Stop

Try searching for cowgirl and frot. This will be minus any netnanny or filter with pictures and photographs in places.

Anonymous Coward

"a related nipple spread" 

Paris Hilton

I've been trying for hours now to find a way of reading that delightfully subtly disturbing piece of phrasing that doesn't sound totally wrong

kain preacher

Chocolate Dick on a Stick 

made by Le bang. Le bang sounds like a porn name.

Anonymous Coward

Willy wonka's choco-au-lait factory 

Joke

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose d1ck was so long he could suck it. As he wiped off his chin, he said with a grin, if my ear was a c*nt I could f*ck it.

Anonymous Coward

Then when haven't they informed purchasers of it? customers health not important? 

Thumb Down

Oh so they've recalled it.. then when haven't they informed purchasers of it?

Customers health not important to them?

Or have the beancounters just decided the statistical risk of getting sued is low?

I think my wife and I will be boycotting Ann Summers from now on, on the grounds of a lack of transparency - unlike their undies!

Jared Earle

Have they got it licked yet? 

Coat

I'll get my coat

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