Visitors to Ann Summers hoping to get their laughing gear round some chocolate willy spread will have to make do with a Chocolate Dick on a Stick (link NSFW) following the sex shop chain's withdrawal of a range of melamine-laced choc products. The retailer has pulled said spread, plus "a related nipple spread and a novelty pen …
Isn't it used to fiddle protein levels?
Paris, because she's swallowed her fair share....
What a cock-up
I guess in a situation like this Ann Summers just have to suck it up and swallow their pride.
Surely this was a perfect chance
To say "Ann Summer's Yanks Wonky Willy's chocolate"
...if they sell Knob Cheese as well as Willy Spread? And do they do Leg Spread and Chocolate Starfish?
when will people learn
"precautionary" withdrawals are never a safe option.
back to mars bars then
remove the offending product
Quote: Ann Summers said: ".... taken all relevant steps to remove the chocolate willy spread ..."
So... where exactly had they put the spread and how difficult was it to remove, and was it indeed, widely spread?
PS: Anyone who doesnt see the IT angle here needs their head examining....
A "precautionary withdrawal" (snarf snarf). So much innuendo, so little time.
oh come on....
obviously someone was dicking around with the stuff :)
Do we really want to know what testing is to be done with regards chocolate willy spread?
"Ok, this is spread #4, applied to John's cock, please suck him off and give us your thoughts."
Nutella is cheaper and tastes nicer, so this doesn't affect me. Except that I'm bound to be beaten to all 3425436 innuendos that need to be said here.
I'll even leave you to roll your own PH jokes if you know what I mean...
And this has
what to do with IT? ... oh look Ann Summers catalogue, what was I going to say.
More stuff then this on wiki
Try searching for cowgirl and frot. This will be minus any netnanny or filter with pictures and photographs in places.
"a related nipple spread"
I've been trying for hours now to find a way of reading that delightfully subtly disturbing piece of phrasing that doesn't sound totally wrong
Chocolate Dick on a Stick
made by Le bang. Le bang sounds like a porn name.
Willy wonka's choco-au-lait factory
There once was a man from Nantucket, whose d1ck was so long he could suck it. As he wiped off his chin, he said with a grin, if my ear was a c*nt I could f*ck it.
Then when haven't they informed purchasers of it? customers health not important?
Oh so they've recalled it.. then when haven't they informed purchasers of it?
Customers health not important to them?
Or have the beancounters just decided the statistical risk of getting sued is low?
I think my wife and I will be boycotting Ann Summers from now on, on the grounds of a lack of transparency - unlike their undies!
Have they got it licked yet?
I'll get my coat
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