US pornmonger Hustler has released a trailer for Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?, a "parody" starring Lisa Ann as Alaska's fave MILF who entertains a couple of Russian soldiers and gets jiggy with Hillary Clinton and Condoleeeezza Rice: It remains to be seen what US voters make of this shameless sexploitation of Sarah Palin's reputation …
This got leaked/posted last night, it's not that good really.
If you have to ask about Paris, you don't deserve to know ;)
I think I need a bucket....
argh....the very thought makes me feel unwell
of course the question should be "who ISN'T..." not "who IS" surely??
She'd perhaps be less vicious than she is were circumstances at home different methinks?
As an American, hearing this story sickens and disgusts me. First off, no one in America is actually talking about this, which is not surprising considering our corporate media has tight affiliations with the GOP.
The idea that Palin is the object of sexual fiction is terrible. Palin is a lot less attractive than the media make her out to be, and not only because of her Know Nothing approach to politics. If you've ever seen her up close, she's pock marked, has hair coming out of her ears, and her legs are incredibly short compared to the rest of her body. The wink she gives audiences is more of a uncontrollable twitch, I believe it is a conditiioned response to some neurological disease she has picked up as a way of making her behavior socially acceptable. She's more apelike than anything, and just thinking about her in a pr0no gives me the willies.
The poor woman being forced to play her in this film runs the risk of being typecast forever and losing her means of supporting herself over time. It would be better if human actors were removed entirely and was distributed as a nature documentary. I really think this is irresponsible of the filmmaker, the publishing company, the producers, consumers, the GOP, everyone who has ever watched a pr0no and the Reg for helping publicize this video.
NO FURTHER COMMENT!!!!!
Black Helicopter icon, you never know ...
Register reaches bottom, digs
I'm sorry, but how is this IT news?
Re: Register reaches bottom, digs
Check the section it's in, you divot.
Slight resemblence to another Alaskan Resident
I'm sorrry to go against the flow but, to my mind, the woman is nowhere near as attractive as they make her out to be (and why do women in politics such a massive disservice by focussing on her looks and 'charms' so much anyway...in this day and age, it's pathetic!).....the gal's a moose, as they say
or, to paraphrase that great philisopher, Ali-G "I definately wouldn't"
El Reg needs a barf bucket icon...
I hope you haven't watched this vid Sarah....now that WOULD be scary!
ANYTHING THAT INSPIRES PORNOGRAPHY...
...is top drawer in my books. HIP HIP WHORE-AY !
"Not bi-partisan, just bi" (lol)
One for Cameron and Brown, then?
They have to focus on her "charms"
Because she sure as hell doesn't have anything else to focus on, like perhaps a brain.
Paris, because she's probably sharper than Palin.
re:Register reaches bottom, digs
well 2 things
1 the vidio is on you tube
and most importently
why you think the web was born? ... EVERYBOADY...PORN!!!
Can't beleive I'm the first to ask but only seven comments are showing so far...
Rule 34, I believe
If it exists, there is pr0n of it.
I'm off to vomit copiously.
I saw this today
I wonder ....
Paris, because i always wanted to do a paris icon
" you divot"
You just have to love Sarahs' knack with the textual abuse.
Three bags needed - two for the heads, one for the stomach contents
You, Mr Haines, now owe me a new keyboard and a replacement liquid lunch, plus the cleaner's bill for removing all the puke. And if I get post-traumatic stress disorder from thinking about pr0n involving Sarah Palin, I swear I will sue.
Quoth Sickboy -- "I wouldn't touch her with yours"
I even have a rule in AdBlock to block any images with "palin" in the name -- true story.
She's only attractive in comparison to the other munters in politics.
It's all the same sort of thing that Princess Diana was coated with. She wasn't that good looking. Really.
Compared to the Royals, she was a lot more photogenic.
Now, which would you rather nail:
You, sir, are a geek.
I've been quietly analyzing the remarks and have come to the conclusion that you're all a bunch of geeks that couldn't get off with a real woman anyway, as they say, "A un burro le hacían obispo y lloraba"
Personally I think she's a bit of alright, at least, as far as I can tell she's female.
Lester, you really have wayyyy to much time on your hands, er hand..........
No discernible IT angle
Minimal Paris angle
non-existent meat angle
Please stay with the "Serbian Shepherder discovers Bliss from divining the universe through hearing Paris Hilton monologues" and you'll stay safe for stories worthy of El Reg.
vomit bags discretely placed in pocket under monitor stand..........................
Janet Reno porn, Marget Thatcher. I know I know Jacqui porn with Tony Blair
"She's more apelike than anything"
So her grandfather really was a monkey. No wonder she wants to get rid of evolution teaching - she is an example of the missing link.
Shouldn't that be Condolezzer Rice?
mine's the dirty one
How do they do that?
How do they get those black circles of cardboard to stick there..?
What next, Ann Widdecombe p0rn.... I know, I know.... Rule 34...
You mean that when the guy saw Palin next to a freshly-shot moose and said "Look at the rack on that!" he was talking about the antlers?
The only thing that could make Palin more unappealing is if she came out as a creationist. Oh, wait a sec...
Will Hustler be making a Vera Baker movie?
You know, the woman whom alledgedly had an affair with The One and was subsequently fired at a furious Michelle Obama's request? Just for political balance, obviously.... Can I suggest, for a bit of the old multi-racial action, they shoot a threesome with a Bill Ayers look-alike, all shagging on the US flag (much more fun than him stomping on it). You could call it "Whammer Obama Thankyou Mama"!
Aw C'mon! This is perfect!
If you saw the vid, you'd recognize that the actors are all old time porn stars from the 80's and even early 90's.
Ok so they had their clothes on, but you have to admit its a great parody and its a great way for some money to flow back to the older stars who now have to play straight acting roles in porn.
For those who take this thing too seriously, get a Life!
BTW, the old porn stars could actually act a little. Today's porn, there is no acting, just straight to the point.
A smile because you have to laugh at the Hilary line!
Smile, you buggers...
I thought it was funny! And it IS Friday.
No IT angle? It's a .flv on YouTube, FFS - how much more IT can you get?
And as for accusing El Reg of reaching bottom - I sincerely hope our beloved Vultures can sink much, much lower for our amusement and pleasure.
So am I the only one
that found that kinda hot?! Maybe its the drink, maybe its the fact Im male, who knows...
You owe me a new monitor & keyboard, Sarah.
"You divot", real class put down. Respect ;-)
glad I only have dial-up and can't watch this
@ac - Paris, because she's probably sharper than Palin.
Hell, every doorknob in my house is sharper than Palin.
@ac - She's only attractive in comparison to the other munters in politics.
OK, so you want Palin or Jacqui.. Wait, let me call my friend Ralph over.
@mark - Now, which would you rather nail
You are talking about a pneumatic nailer, right?
@dennis - caught me eating dinner, darn you....now I have to clean up anyway
@ Ian Michael Gumby
Obviously not everybody is quite as keen a student of porn as you seem to be...
@the only one
It's not bad, probably because the lookalike really doesn't look or sound much like Sarah Palin.
@Re: Register reaches bottom, digs
Hahahaha. Hahahahaha. She called you a divot. That's one of the best terms I've heard in a very long time; beats the hell out of "cum-bucket, shit stain, or even spunk bubble"....
It's really too bad that El Reg allows 'Anonymous Cowards' to post comments. Not only is it bad policy, it makes it easy to pose as El Reg staffers. Seeing as how there's no protection against duplicate names I think it'd be wise if you rechecked posts from Mr. Letticue...
As an American I find this frustrating and embarrassing. The current election cycle is showing how terribly racist and sexist America still is.
"just thinking about her in a pr0no gives me the willies"
Oh dear, enough about your sex life .
The scary thing is, Sarah Palin has actually had sex at least five times.
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