Posted Friday 17th October 2008 13:44 GMT
This got leaked/posted last night, it's not that good really.
If you have to ask about Paris, you don't deserve to know ;)
Posted Friday 17th October 2008 13:47 GMT
argh....the very thought makes me feel unwell
of course the question should be "who ISN'T..." not "who IS" surely??
She'd perhaps be less vicious than she is were circumstances at home different methinks?
Posted Friday 17th October 2008 13:47 GMT
As an American, hearing this story sickens and disgusts me. First off, no one in America is actually talking about this, which is not surprising considering our corporate media has tight affiliations with the GOP.
The idea that Palin is the object of sexual fiction is terrible. Palin is a lot less attractive than the media make her out to be, and not only because of her Know Nothing approach to politics. If you've ever seen her up close, she's pock marked, has hair coming out of her ears, and her legs are incredibly short compared to the rest of her body. The wink she gives audiences is more of a uncontrollable twitch, I believe it is a conditiioned response to some neurological disease she has picked up as a way of making her behavior socially acceptable. She's more apelike than anything, and just thinking about her in a pr0no gives me the willies.
The poor woman being forced to play her in this film runs the risk of being typecast forever and losing her means of supporting herself over time. It would be better if human actors were removed entirely and was distributed as a nature documentary. I really think this is irresponsible of the filmmaker, the publishing company, the producers, consumers, the GOP, everyone who has ever watched a pr0no and the Reg for helping publicize this video.
M
Posted Friday 17th October 2008 13:59 GMT
http://submissions.hartists.net/25_fd14a71c559498b3aac3f7316da2f0f8e6824003.jpg
NO FURTHER COMMENT!!!!!
Black Helicopter icon, you never know ...
Posted Friday 17th October 2008 13:59 GMT
I'm sorry, but how is this IT news?
Posted Friday 17th October 2008 14:00 GMT
Check the section it's in, you divot.
Posted Friday 17th October 2008 14:01 GMT
I'm sorrry to go against the flow but, to my mind, the woman is nowhere near as attractive as they make her out to be (and why do women in politics such a massive disservice by focussing on her looks and 'charms' so much anyway...in this day and age, it's pathetic!).....the gal's a moose, as they say
or, to paraphrase that great philisopher, Ali-G "I definately wouldn't"
El Reg needs a barf bucket icon...
Posted Friday 17th October 2008 14:45 GMT
I hope you haven't watched this vid Sarah....now that WOULD be scary!
Posted Friday 17th October 2008 14:45 GMT
...is top drawer in my books. HIP HIP WHORE-AY !
-TIM
Posted Friday 17th October 2008 14:45 GMT
One for Cameron and Brown, then?
Posted Friday 17th October 2008 14:45 GMT
Because she sure as hell doesn't have anything else to focus on, like perhaps a brain.
Paris, because she's probably sharper than Palin.
Posted Friday 17th October 2008 14:47 GMT
well 2 things
1 the vidio is on you tube
and most importently
why you think the web was born? ... EVERYBOADY...PORN!!!
Posted Friday 17th October 2008 14:47 GMT
Can't beleive I'm the first to ask but only seven comments are showing so far...
Posted Friday 17th October 2008 15:15 GMT
If it exists, there is pr0n of it.
I'm off to vomit copiously.
Steven R
Posted Friday 17th October 2008 15:15 GMT
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/836109998.html
I wonder ....
Paris, because i always wanted to do a paris icon
Posted Friday 17th October 2008 15:15 GMT
" you divot"
You just have to love Sarahs' knack with the textual abuse.
Posted Friday 17th October 2008 15:15 GMT
You, Mr Haines, now owe me a new keyboard and a replacement liquid lunch, plus the cleaner's bill for removing all the puke. And if I get post-traumatic stress disorder from thinking about pr0n involving Sarah Palin, I swear I will sue.
Posted Friday 17th October 2008 15:15 GMT
End of.
Quoth Sickboy -- "I wouldn't touch her with yours"
I even have a rule in AdBlock to block any images with "palin" in the name -- true story.
Posted Friday 17th October 2008 15:21 GMT
She's only attractive in comparison to the other munters in politics.
Posted Friday 17th October 2008 19:46 GMT
It's all the same sort of thing that Princess Diana was coated with. She wasn't that good looking. Really.
Compared to the Royals, she was a lot more photogenic.
Now, which would you rather nail:
McCain
Palin
?
Posted Friday 17th October 2008 19:46 GMT
I've been quietly analyzing the remarks and have come to the conclusion that you're all a bunch of geeks that couldn't get off with a real woman anyway, as they say, "A un burro le hacían obispo y lloraba"
Personally I think she's a bit of alright, at least, as far as I can tell she's female.
Posted Friday 17th October 2008 19:46 GMT
Lester, you really have wayyyy to much time on your hands, er hand..........
No discernible IT angle
Minimal Paris angle
non-existent meat angle
Please stay with the "Serbian Shepherder discovers Bliss from divining the universe through hearing Paris Hilton monologues" and you'll stay safe for stories worthy of El Reg.
vomit bags discretely placed in pocket under monitor stand..........................
Posted Friday 17th October 2008 19:46 GMT
Janet Reno porn, Marget Thatcher. I know I know Jacqui porn with Tony Blair
Posted Friday 17th October 2008 19:46 GMT
"She's more apelike than anything"
So her grandfather really was a monkey. No wonder she wants to get rid of evolution teaching - she is an example of the missing link.
Posted Friday 17th October 2008 19:48 GMT
mine's the dirty one
Posted Friday 17th October 2008 19:48 GMT
How do they get those black circles of cardboard to stick there..?
Posted Friday 17th October 2008 19:48 GMT
What next, Ann Widdecombe p0rn.... I know, I know.... Rule 34...
Posted Friday 17th October 2008 19:48 GMT
You mean that when the guy saw Palin next to a freshly-shot moose and said "Look at the rack on that!" he was talking about the antlers?
Posted Friday 17th October 2008 19:48 GMT
The only thing that could make Palin more unappealing is if she came out as a creationist. Oh, wait a sec...
Posted Friday 17th October 2008 19:48 GMT
You know, the woman whom alledgedly had an affair with The One and was subsequently fired at a furious Michelle Obama's request? Just for political balance, obviously.... Can I suggest, for a bit of the old multi-racial action, they shoot a threesome with a Bill Ayers look-alike, all shagging on the US flag (much more fun than him stomping on it). You could call it "Whammer Obama Thankyou Mama"!
Posted Friday 17th October 2008 19:49 GMT
If you saw the vid, you'd recognize that the actors are all old time porn stars from the 80's and even early 90's.
Ok so they had their clothes on, but you have to admit its a great parody and its a great way for some money to flow back to the older stars who now have to play straight acting roles in porn.
For those who take this thing too seriously, get a Life!
BTW, the old porn stars could actually act a little. Today's porn, there is no acting, just straight to the point.
A smile because you have to laugh at the Hilary line!
Posted Friday 17th October 2008 19:50 GMT
I thought it was funny! And it IS Friday.
No IT angle? It's a .flv on YouTube, FFS - how much more IT can you get?
And as for accusing El Reg of reaching bottom - I sincerely hope our beloved Vultures can sink much, much lower for our amusement and pleasure.
A Divot
Posted Friday 17th October 2008 23:44 GMT
that found that kinda hot?! Maybe its the drink, maybe its the fact Im male, who knows...
Posted Friday 17th October 2008 23:44 GMT
You owe me a new monitor & keyboard, Sarah.
"You divot", real class put down. Respect ;-)
Posted Friday 17th October 2008 23:44 GMT
@ac - Paris, because she's probably sharper than Palin.
Hell, every doorknob in my house is sharper than Palin.
@ac - She's only attractive in comparison to the other munters in politics.
OK, so you want Palin or Jacqui.. Wait, let me call my friend Ralph over.
@mark - Now, which would you rather nail
You are talking about a pneumatic nailer, right?
@dennis - caught me eating dinner, darn you....now I have to clean up anyway
Posted Monday 20th October 2008 09:30 GMT
Obviously not everybody is quite as keen a student of porn as you seem to be...
Posted Monday 20th October 2008 09:30 GMT
It's not bad, probably because the lookalike really doesn't look or sound much like Sarah Palin.
Posted Monday 20th October 2008 09:30 GMT
Hahahaha. Hahahahaha. She called you a divot. That's one of the best terms I've heard in a very long time; beats the hell out of "cum-bucket, shit stain, or even spunk bubble"....
It's really too bad that El Reg allows 'Anonymous Cowards' to post comments. Not only is it bad policy, it makes it easy to pose as El Reg staffers. Seeing as how there's no protection against duplicate names I think it'd be wise if you rechecked posts from Mr. Letticue...
Posted Monday 20th October 2008 09:30 GMT
As an American I find this frustrating and embarrassing. The current election cycle is showing how terribly racist and sexist America still is.
Posted Monday 20th October 2008 09:35 GMT
Oh dear, enough about your sex life .
Posted Monday 20th October 2008 09:42 GMT
The scary thing is, Sarah Palin has actually had sex at least five times.
Meanwhile, check this out ..... (it's a Flash animation; so, apologies in advance, AMD64 users)
http://www.palinaspresident.us/
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