(Taskes like missing chicken?)

By eating the food at Pappu's, no doubt.

Mine's the one with the foul smelling liquid leaking from the pocket.

Smoking in the kitchen! Disgusting.

/Mines the one with the severed hand in the pocket.

Well, at least the kebab is properly attributed to the English. What the Turkish call a kebab isn't anything like the greasy slivers of fat and e. coli you get on these shores.

Mines the severed hand.

waiting to be served obviously!

It was too easy to mis-read "Bloke knocked up kebabs"... I thought it was another of those sexual deviancy articles!

The corpse didn't have any missing "appendages" did it?

Still, I suppose the neighbourhood cats were safe for the night.

... why that last kebab I had tasted a little bit like real meat. I think I need to honk up.

STOP! because kebabs are full of saturated fats and you'll probably die on your sofa if you eat too many.

Seconded! How is one to enjoy the olfactory pleasures provided by the thawed meat + corpse concoction if the bastard stinks the place up with this nasty habit enjoyed by pedophiles and terrorists around the world? I bet it is not good for the flies either. Simply disgusting.

Kebab and the Corpse........

Mine's the one with "Health Inspector" on the back.

Soylent Green that's people. It's kebabs as well.

Why didn't they try to bang him up (the live one that is)

cos he'd be dead meat inside......

when this happened in Fawlty Towers.

Mine's the one with flies swarming round it.

Don't buy food from a "third world brown-type".

@Sam

You racist pig!

Shame you were not the chap who was the contents of the sofa-kebab. We could do without you 'first world racist-types' in this world spreading your misguided poorly educated illegal views.

Kebabs:-

Meat - £2

Named Meat - £4

I wonder if he was having trouble in this economic crisis of being unable to make both ends meat.

And so on and so forth....

Nice work sir, nice work.

Nope, just a doner.

After a wipe down with a bit of disinfectionide, the shop can open again and nobody will remember or know the reason.

Then the gumfluff will degenerate and the swing will come back. The only way to treat these people is put them in gaol where they can cook for the inmates.

give yourself a gold star - that was a moment of pure genius, i hope you feel smug. coffee, monitor, etc etc.

...worse even than the kitchen of horrors uncovered at the infamous Whizzo Chocolate Company?

...uh, yeah, that one, with the half-eaten Crunchy Frog in the pocket.

Soylent Green is made of kebabs!!!!, Soylent Green is made of kebabs!!!!

This is consistent with the poor food quality found in most British eateries these days.

Move along, nothing to see here!

The spitting wasnt even mentioned in the fine.

I think this shop should recieve a NU-Labor award for helping the community recycle more organic waste!!

...I guess you have to be American to get that... never mind...

Did someone check the corpse's passport ? It is a legal requirement to declare the origin of the meat..

Mine's the one with the cleaver in the pocket.

...'cos she knows a thing or two about kebabs.

Doesn't matter if you put a joke icon there when what you say isn't in any way amusing:

<joke> you're a racist twat </joke>

still not really very funny.