If magic’s your thing then the latest addition to LG’s Scarlet TV range is sure to get your pulse racing - sort of - because it performs a magic trick each time you turn it on. LG_Scarlet_LG90 LG's Scarlet LG80: features sliding speakers The LG80’s speakers automatically slide out from either side of the screen when you …
Unfortunately it will be a failure because of all the spunk covering the screen from excited users watching two sliding speakers.
What a technological breakthrough!
I can put it in a narrower space because of the wifth saving.
If I remember to move the furniture every time I want to watch television.
And when the superfluous mechanism breaks I can enjoy muffled sound as the speaker play inside the cabinet.
I can't wait for these to become available in the UK.
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