Ah Canada..the home also of Anti-poof hair.

http://www.antipoofhair.com

Sadly that is now a promo site for something else...however anti-poof is still listed here

http://www.gethairapy.ca/en/products.html

That takes care of Christmas for the other half...

I don't usually care that an IT angle is lacking as long as it's funny..

Where the women are men and the men are sheep.

Baaa.

Do you really think this juxtaposition of images would have been missed if a human being had been involved?

The girls I knew used bald people as roll-on deodorants and sheep as tampons.

IT angle? What IT angle?

And where exactly does it say "Deodorant"?

As for the IT angle...the applicator looks technological.. don't it?

Paris, because she is a feminine spray.

> "This has also been said of NZ and Oz but not, we hasten to add, by us."

So, just who's callin' who a sheila, mate?

It's more a problem with the fact that they have separate ID and ImageID parameters in the URL. You can just fabricate any type of odd listing by changing the imageid parameter.

http://walmart.ca/wps-portal/storelocator/Canada-HealthAndBeauty.jsp?selection=listingDetails&page=hb&lang=null&assetId=29628&imageId=42448&suggestedItem=&priceType=1&page=null&departmentId=14&categoryId=1155

the one you can smell from 50 yards away.

They're really selling the (actual) product as "Ultra - Extra strength"?

<boggle>

Who the hell's gonna walk into a shop and ask for that? Bit of an embarassing admission, don't you think?

This has to be about as bad a marketing move as would be selling "Micro-Mini size" condoms!

Who need to use at least half a can a day, just to sulk in their bedrooms. Mines the one with a reassuringly unpleasant smelling nose peg in the pocket.

Just checked the alternate shot. That thing compresses very nicely thankyouverymuch. What with conservation of energy/mass and whatnot it's probably the densest object on the planet, or close. Might be one or two Leaders of the Free World who can give it a run for its money...

http://tinyurl.com/3oj4or

Sally Hansen Lip Exfoliator & Moisturizer

http://tinyurl.com/3sqxrh

This is a fun game isn't it!

For the gentlemen

http://tinyurl.com/4nd9xk

and the ladies

http://tinyurl.com/4ffj6a

shouldn't that be Microsoft condoms.

A 1963 St. Julian tuna?

That was good.

"Who the hell's gonna walk into a shop and ask for that? Bit of an embarassing admission, don't you think?"

Well, yeah... That's why they were shopping online to begin with,,,

It looks like El Reg should launch a new competition (with prizes to match, of course): come up with the best "faked" Canadian Walrus-Mart listing. You're welcome.

Person looking for a power washer and encountering a douche bag? (I mean besides the salesperson)

Mine's the one that smells like vinegar...

http://tiny.cc/6Y9jK