lol what a fantastic opportunity to cram as many innuendo's in as possible lol

Loved the sticky fingers reference Sarah lol

Paris because she's knows all about sticky stuff ;)

Sell at local Car Butt sale?

Did the lude-o-generator pack up or something?

..them being caught. And the clerk reading the charges in court!!!!!

...if it isn't news. We love you for it anyway.

I love you.

Maybe you should have included a line wondering if the unfortunate lady stocked the USB vibrator (I kid you not!) as seen at http://gadgets.fosfor.se/the-top-10-weirdest-usb-devices-ever/ (strangely, the wife said she'd rather have the USB slippers....).

I think that link would be better captioned as "Free online epilepsy test!"

that well known alternative bar 'sport' of "vibrator racing"!

(Hmmmm. Hmm-hmm-hmm hmm-hmm hmm-hmm-hmm hmm....)

Has anyone else noticed that the lovely Ms. Bee here gets all the lewd, "naughty" articles? I'm forced to come to the conclusion that Sarah is El Reg's certified sexcapade expert. One would suppose that would make for an interesting work environment, to say the least.

@Echowitch -- innuendos aren't the only thing getting crammed in.

Mine's the one that's ribbed for my pleasure.

What did she mean by "the German stuff"?

The stuff they took, yep, understood that. Butt-plugs, seahorses, yep, makes sense. But just "the German stuff"? My imagination reels, but the only one that might get past the moderators is "Paris Hilton, wearing nothing but Leiderhosen, being hosed down with lager" (then I run out of racial stereotypes). I think I'd have skipped it too...

Mine's the one with a Bunny and some poppers in the pocket (what do you mean "that isn't what a rampant rabbit is"?)

With a crime like this, there should be some sort of buzz on the streets.

AC - by 'German stuff' I think the proprietress means the exceptionally high-quality silicone toys produced by our Teutonic friends. Instead of the cheap, rubbery, end-of-pier novelty stuff produced everywhere else, the Krauts have applied Vorchsprung Durch Technik to vibes and dildos to create some outstanding gear.

http://www.funfactory.de/uk/ if you're interested in this sort of thing! (NSFW obviously)

Geekette

"not especially sex-toy-friendly Georgia, USA"

Based on what?

There's adverts for some stores on the radio stations, even during 'drive time' (used to be common on the now defunct 99X) and just outside Macon, I seem to remember a billboard next to the interstate advertising one there. Ok, there might be limited alcohol sales on Sundays, and more churches than even God can count (in my town of 270 people, there's NINE churches! By contrast, I think thats as many churches still in use in the West Derby and Tuebrook areas of Liverpool, where I grew up) but sex-toy-unfriendly? Hardly. The wives of the 'good-ol-boys' need something to make up for the lack of skill of their partners - heck they make Bottom's Richard Richard look like Hugh Heffner

"... binding the employees with the very handy black fur handcuffs ..."

Are you sure that was done as part of the robbery?

...featuring Paris.

...hardened criminals?

As per the opening title, what do I have to do to get more from you?

There are some bloody awesome sex toys made by an outfit called FunFactory in Germany. Groovy designs, nice colours (not fake-penis pink), top quality silicone (not cheap hard plastics), and powerful little motors. At least, so I've been told. *cough* They also cost significantly more than the cheap crap, and have a recognised brandname, so obviously the thieves had no clue, whether it was for self-entertaining or on-selling.

Paris, because she probably doesn't know about FunFactory toys either.