Who? And why should I care?

Let me guess, another talentless hack who for some reason 'celb-reportards' think shes worth commenting on because unlike a million other slappers dropped her knickers at some point! - WOW! thats news worthy!

*\. Grabbing my jacket, coz if this is turning into another crappy 'celb' site, I am offski!

...of a 14 YEAR OLD? Are you fucking mad?

http://www.kimkardashian.com/2008/10/bfm_enlarged/enlarged-i-never-had-plastic-surgery.php

very nice!

nice lookin' gal..

erm, oh yes, work....better crack on...^^

blah blah IT angle blah.

It has 'hyperlinks' to 'online content'. What more do you need?

The Paris Hilton angle was a little tenuous. Like saying "here's a phone, the iPhone is also a phone... see we mentioned iPhone" - oh wait, that's classic Register reporting.

Is she off X Factor, or some such shit?

... mingers get press coverage? At least Jade Goody gives us something to talk about, be it negative, mean. derogatory or otherwise derisory in some fashion.

This Kim lass is boring looking. At least have the decency to include Paris' picture for some balance!

!4 year old in bikini picture - the sort of thing that with Sun and other redtops generates paedo-scaremongering stories about the internet. At least we can assume the model release form has been signed.

Think of the children! - just not in that way.

AC and why not

I like the Reg trend of adding 'tard' as a suffix to any noun to make is more descriptive. It's very non-PC, which is probably why I like it!

Fantastic word. Love it.

have another article about Emmerdale Farm, or maybe this time blackberry picking in the Cotswolds?

She's pretty fit and can't believe that she came from that idiot Dad of hers... Maybe she's the milkmans but the wife never dared to say anything..

I mean it could have been a CLERICal error at the registrar :)

I'll get my coat...

Does her bedroom have Wi-Fi?

No your thinking of a strip-joint.

Your not 'just working your way through college' are you? I'm guessing you dont get many noodles for Reg-beans these day ;-)

*\. You would hit a cute little penguin now would you?

Ah school boy ma..del..emories...11 yrs old, first year in high school wandering around the school between classes with, at that age, your height putting your eyes right at the level where all those 5th year and sixth form chesticles are...life was so much easier.....

Oh no - the moderatrix can do no wrong (nevermind that the exceedingly succinct retort was funny as hell ;)

"...most IT industry workers have boobs..."

At first I read that as "most IT industry workers are boobs". My dyslexia is getting more interesting...

PH, because she is a boob with boobs.

A short of the line that one.

Paris, she is far shorter than the line.

Indeed, so impressive is the makeover that one interior design analyst was moved to comment: "Hi I'm famous because I had sex on camera with some no-talented hack. With two wars and a financial crisis who gives a shit about Kim whatever's bedroom. You people are pathetic she's a wh0re. Kim do something that involves talent. Or play in traffic. Either one is good." ®

Sweet. Whoever that is, give them a payrise and have them write in as many papers as possible.

Where does the 'u' come from?

Surely 'Celebritards' or 'Celbretards'?

Chesticles is solid gold, though!

I for one welcome .... er whatever.

We need a proper image to be able to check for those telltale signs of enhancement. We can't verify that with all those clothes on.

Mine's the trenchcoat

"Let me guess, another talentless hack who for some reason 'celb-reportards' think shes worth commenting on because unlike a million other slappers dropped her knickers at some point! - WOW! thats news worthy!"

Yup, but she at least bears some resemblence to a real woman, unlike PH, where there's nothing to grab hold of. I'd be scared of breaking her in half...

If this gets past the moderatrix...

http://www.kimkardashian.com/2008/10/i-never-had-plastic-surgery.php

The site you requested is blocked under the following categories: Provocative Attire

Damn you, Smartfilter!!!

*shakes fist*