You can clearly see two bottles of liquid, not in a ziplock bag, and possibly some nail clippers too.

I'd be embarrassed if I showed up at airport security with that bag.

A worker actually said that “It’s a bit of a cock-up."

Please......

At least it looks to me like it was intentional...

Paris, because she knows how to enjoy these shenanigans.

I can see great opportunities for fun here. Take a sheet of cardboard and stick on some letters cut from tinfoil, eg "F*CK OFF, NOSY GIT!"

I'm more worried about the fact that this passenger appears to be carrying a corkscrew onboard, and the people operating the scanners seem to have been looking the other way.

'Throwers don't worry about ticking. Modern bombs don't tick.'

'Throwers?'

'Baggage handlers. But when a suitcase vibrates, the throwers have to

call the police.'

'My suitcase was *vibrating*?'

Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor. But … every once in a while … it's a dildo.

Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, "a dildo", never … your dildo.

Is nothing sacred! While many security organisation don't think a woman's personal fun time activities should be made public, apparently airport security's system for Deep Interrogation of Luggage - (DIL) DO.

coat.... thanks

A b3tard! I knew it!

The Xray people are not completely daft. A journalistic friend of mine opened his suitcase to find that his editor had wrapped a cucumber in aluminium foil (designed to show up on xray) - Of course there was no TSA paper in the suitcase and no pulled-aside thing either. This is post-9/11...

So yes, people, if you think a gun shape will do the trick, dream on.

Clearly a cock shaped gun!

But did it go off? haha!

....for the airport worker who apparently described this as "a bit of a cock-up."

Is that your tongue in your cheek, or.............?

The American WWII life-preserver please.

See, this is the problem I have with 'promises' about things like scanners.

Case in point - the 'see through your clothes' scanners that are proposed, that will allegedly be done by people in another room and not recorded etc.

Do they seriously expect anyone to believe that images will not find their way onto the Internet or the media?

Or topic, for that matter. Anything that prevents me from composing ditties about sitting on the bog with no loo roll in easy reach.

Scan me if you are that way inclined . . . scan the wife and you might get bruised . . . scan my kids and I'll have you arrested !!!

CD's in the poket time for lunch . . .

Years ago, on a flight to JFK, somehow, my electric toothbrush switched on in my checked-in luggage (Honest, Guv) and when I retrieved my bags to rebook 'em on a flight to Dallas, I heard this odd buzzing sound....

Never detected. 'Course, it was pre-"9/11"

Bloody thing had been on most of the trip.

Moral - buy a Philips. They work for longer

(Paris, natch. - Anyone want to take a wild guess?)

woman's fun time? I've got a feeling that's not a womans luggage.

a) the balls on the dildo suggest it's anal

b) no bra wires showing up

c) the edt bottles look like male brands

Plus, I'm a bit worried as to what that long object at the top of the case is (above the ipod speakers)

but not in this case (double-entendre intended).

PH because this might have been hers, if this weren't Brum.

I wouldn't worry, it's just shooting blanks

so it doesn't go in too far and get lost....like gerbils, eh?

paris knows

As long as they're not Lithium ion, it should be okay.

PH? WTFN? Everybody else is.

Not a single comment about the IT angle on this article - so here it is.

What's embarrassing about a vibrating 'Force Action' Darth Vader figure? I'm sure some of you people are disturbed. This is not the case you're looking for, he (ok, she) can go about his (her) business.

Mine's the cloak.