so where do I audition and is Miss Bee up for it?

Paris.... coz she'd be up for it!!

if they add a condition to the contract that the crew must rebrand the craft exterior "Impure" prior to .. ahem... re-entry

The cost to change the name of the company would have been way higher then that.

I wonder how many deposits [snigger] will be withdrawn [fnarr] when the posh punters hear about the no-nookie rule. Or is it just "no cameras"?

...sixty-two mile high club, then?

At *any* cost?

Gutted.

Paris, just because.

Steven R

Perfect little globules floating around - for a few minutes, at least.

I just wanted to be the first to post it, I know it's juvenile.

Paris, who else?

but it's been done ....

http://www.space.com/sciencefiction/movies/uranus_experiment_000516.html

I thought so, anyway. $200k * 8 means the only way Virgin Galactic would have any interest in this $1M offer would be if they're struggling to fill capacity. Which sounds rather unlikely.

Why would you want to shoot a porn movie on a space plane that doesn't go all the way?

Paris - because, well just because really

Now, a sex-in-space snuff movie...

Scene: Silhouetted writhing to Fanfare for the Common Man

<grumble noises>

Psssssshhhhh noise as the airlock slowly opens

HAL (fitted with the Andy Burnham voice module): "I'm sorry, Dave. I can't let you do that. And don't even think about putting this on the internet"

;-)

You really can't expect an outfit called Virgin Galactic to allow the human docking maneuver to take place on their ship.

...so they were planning 5 'pops'?

Paris, because, well, obviously....

<<<< Well obviously?

Doesn't look like I'll get that call for an audition now. At least I won't need an Equity Card though.

Paris, as if she wouldn't.

So it's a non-starter for the 62 mile high club then?

Pity, would have been perfect oppurtunity to film some scenes for 2069!

Well she needs a media boost so i'm guess good old PH to be appearing in a spaceship near you soon.

Lots of new names come to mind, none of them likely to fit with Branson's brand values, methinks...

She's just holding out for a better offer....

that Peter North get the lead role. imagine the progenitor of "600% more volume" in a weightless environment. The man's a danger in gravity conditions alone!!

Was I the only one to misunderstand the title? Definitely not...

that 'shopped picture of 2 aircraft; one a genuine Virgin A320 and one next to it with the decal 'Slut' on its tail!

Question is, will Virgin ever get it up?

Perhaps they wanted to trial the new condoms in space, you know, the ones coated with anaesthetic to prolong performance; the ones that if you reverse, mean you don't have to disturb anyone!

Finally, in the spirit of FoTW, SpunkBubbles!!!!!

Mines the latex one with Virgin Galactic on the sleeve.

A Space Boffery?

Mine's the one with a million quid in the pockets

Snakes on a plane just took on a whole new meaning.