i don't think the name is quite right yet
Me: how about windows cloud
Ballman: that's not quite powerful enough
Me: how about windows flatulance
Ballman: that just stinks
Me: well then, how about windows dead skunk
Ballman: now that's smellin' better
Me: I mean, if you really don't like it we can got with windows obsolescence.
Ballman: too long and wordy, people won't remember
Me: how about windows tumescence then
Ballman: what the hell does that mean
Me: It's hard to resist.
Ballman: yeah, that's about right, and then we give it to our customers where they need it
Paris, 'cuz she knows all about tumescence.