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MS apps division architect to be fired into space, again

George Schultz

The joy of??? 

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"Charles Simonyi, Bill Gates, Kim Il Sung, and Martha Stewart all into the one page."

Wow - if there was ever a party with those people all in one place - it would be a halloween party. I mean can you think of a scarier bunch?

(Yahoo! has! to! be! part! of! this!)

jake

Uh, Lettice, you do know that ... 

... Robert X Cringely is a fabrication of Ethernet inventor Bob "one trick pony" Metcalfe's rag Infoworld, right?

I only ask because you speak^wtype of Bob X as a real person ...

Evil Graham

Having used Word for a couple of decades... 

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... and occasionally been subjected to the hideous codefuck that is "Hungarian notation", is there any chance of leaving him up there permanently?

Ken Hagan

Simonyi's legacy 

"...the Multiplan spreadsheet, which was not so much the precursor of Excel as the reason Microsoft had to build it, and [...] the world's first wordprocessor with a spreadsheet user-interface. It took five years to repair the damage."

Well that's "innovation" for you and it is clearly what made MS the company it is today.

RainForestGuppy

Lord British in Space?? 

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Richard Garriott? What that Richard Garriott?

Funky Dennis

@Evil Graham 

Stop

Actually, Apps Hungarian notation is excellent:

http://www.joelonsoftware.com/articles/Wrong.html

It's MS's Systems Hungarian notation that's shite.

John Lettice

Re: Uh, Lettice, you do know that ... 

(Written by Reg staff)

I'm a fabrication myself. So of course I knew that shit...