A little less of the crazy next time?
"Presumably being a screaming self-publicist whose ego can only be propped-up by broadcasting one's every like and dislike via the internet"
I was going to say that I'd love to know what's wrong with your life that you must lash out so idiotically, but then I realised I wouldn't love to; I don't care. I use Facebook as an easy way to see friends' photos (I don't have many of me on there); to tell people things that they wouldn't normally hear until a long time later; and to have a bit of fun.
When the moronic El Reg fascination with stereotyping Facebook users finally withers under the low-powered light of /any/ rational thought, wake me up.