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Our IT Crowd prize draw - we have a winner

Anonymous Coward

Sounds like a made up name 

Joke

Sounds like a made up name to me.

Anonymous Coward

Bucky Lastard 

Joke

[see title]

Tim Spence

Matthew Squirrell?? 

Stop

Matthew Squirrell? That's not a real name! Have one of The Reg team falsified a result, cause they wanted the tickets?!

I smell a rat! Well, a squirrel anyway.

Simon

I call Photoshop 

Joke

On that name, umm.

David

....Matthew Squirrell 

yep it's got to be a made up name. i look forward to bidding for the ticket on ebay

iamzippy

WTF is Matthew Squirrell? 

Unhappy

I googled...

register "Matthew Squirrell"

...(sic) ...and it returned this here article plus one other load of bollocks.

WTF?

Nic Brough

oh well 

You lucky lucky b*****

<etc> They only hung me the right way up the other day </etc>

The Mighty Spang

shame the show is shite 

series 1, episode 1. shortly in we have the woman picking up the phone pretending to talk to the boss, only for the techy say "would you like me to plug this in?"

a gag so old that alexander graham bell's assistant made it 0.3 seconds after the invention of the telephone. in a show called "the IT crowd" perhaps it could have been updated about 140 years to the 20th centurary if writing for the 21st was beyond him.

i turned off at that point. quite why people can put up with old shite like that yet get upset if anybody does a mother-in-law joke I just don't know.

cropchops

Bloody laugh track 

Flame

Can whoever has one lobby them to turn down their bloody laugh track, it spoils the whole thing

Anonymous Coward

@ The Mighty Spang 

Stop

Prehaps it's funny to those who have had to inform people that they still need to plug stuff in for it to work even in the 21st century?

The technology improves, the idiots who use it sadly don't. The amount of people who come and tell us the printer is broken, just to find it says OUT OF PAPER in big letters on the screen and an empty paper tray, yet are suprised at when you 'fix' it by throwing in another ream.

Matt Squirrell

You what? 

Unhappy

I'm Matt Squirrell, one of two in the UK. I didn't win this competition. People have sent me messages congratulating me over the weekend. I am now sad.

Andrew Langhorn

@The Mighty Spang 

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Yeah, admittedly some of the jokes are crap: and I agree with the whole "mother-in-law joke" point.

Political correctness? Pfft. Waste of time, I say.

Kevin Sedgley

That is NOT valid XML! 

Coat

Sorry.

Michael Kilner

....Matthew Squirrell 

Happy

No, I'm Matthew Squirrell ... and so is my wife!!!

Paul C. Hartley

....Matthew Squirrell 

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No, I'm Sparticus... I mean Matthew Squirrell

Matt Squirrell

Hah! 

Happy

You wish you were!

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