An arousal clock?

I wouldn't need an arousal clock if Paris was around.

'ArousalClock'

Heh heh heh. My girlfriend will testify that I've already got one of those thanks.

I am so childish.

Paris blatantly doesn't need a clock to be aroused.

Noise monitoring...

So if you're sleeping with two in the bedroom, your partner being ready means your alarm goes off early? Cue more grumpyness, stress, fights in the morning.

"Some days I wake up grumpy, but usually I let her sleep."

Yebbut...

What would Phorm do with something like this?

Imagine it monitoring your "arousal" and then auto texting you ads for condoms or Viagra!

Battery

Whoppee! If your S60 device didn't empty itself of juice quick enough as it was, then run this app all night to guarantee a dead battery in the AM.

Oh, and where is the iPhone version?

Obligatory phone vibrate joke

obligatory coat

Bollocks to that.

I have to get up at 6.15 as it is - anything trying to wake me up before that may find itself being thrown across the room.

@ Secretgeek

"My girlfriend will testify that I've already got one of those thanks."

Yeah, but bear it in mind in case she ever becomes your wife.

Snake oil

They say the phone has to be very near you to pick up your "noises".

Should the phone not get squashed or knocked off the bed, it will be within easy reach to sleepily turn the alarm off and roll over for more sleep.

I need my phone to be across the room when it goes off, so the walk over to it wakes me up. This thing sounds about as useful as a chocolate teapot.

http://www.plokta.com/plokta/issue23/teapot.htm

Oo-er missus!

Arousal Clock? Happy Wake-up? Sounds like room service at a Bangkok hotel

Eh?

I've had one of these for years. It's called a "WTF do you want at this time in the morning you $0&ding cat? Open the damn tin yourself"

Re: Cycle?

You can already get wristwatch alarm clocks that do this. Generally you set a rough time you would like to wake up in and the monitor only sounds the alarm during this time. (Or I guess the end of the specified period if you still haven't finished dreaming about Paris.)

@AC

[quote=AC]Sleep cycles literally go in cycles so you reach the given state where it would wake you several times per night. So do I want to be woken at 3am?[/quote]

No, you set the phone's normal alarm clock for the time you wake up, the app reads this and wakes you up when you're ready WITHIN 20 minutes of the designated alarm time

Several issues...

Problems with two people in a bed, aforementioned issues with the phone being too far away for the mic to work, too close so that it's thrown when the alarm goes off...

Not to mention the idea of having a mobile phone close to your head all night long (cue Twat-o-Tron responses to mobile radiation) and the studies that supposedly found that a mobile phone in the bedroom can disrupt sleep.

Give me a standard alarm clock and let me be grumpy in the morning. Makes all those helpdesk calls so much more interesting...

Disapointed

I was scrabbling for my credit card and then I read what it actually does....

How much?

I guess it's not that big an issue (because I'm the only one that's raised it so far), but HOW MUCH??? 50 EUROS??? For a piece of software that basically just runs microphone input through an algorithm and links it to an alarm sound???

Blimey. I'm in the wrong business - this and the $1000 pixel app for the iPhone clearly show that a fool and his pennies are easier to part than I thought.

Devil Bill 'cos I wouldn't be surprised if M$ buys this tech to bundle in the next version of Windows Crapsta...