Further proof... #
Posted Tuesday 23rd September 2008 13:47 GMT
That hanging's to good for this fool!
Posted Tuesday 23rd September 2008 13:47 GMT
That hanging's to good for this fool!
Posted Tuesday 23rd September 2008 13:47 GMT
I wonder if he can survive for 2 weeks without ANY publicity?
Unlikely.
Posted Tuesday 23rd September 2008 14:02 GMT
Why is he always referred to as an illusionist, He just does really uninteresting stunts or am I missing something????
As for why he gets so much publicity and "adoring fans", I really am missing something!
Posted Tuesday 23rd September 2008 14:02 GMT
"The illusionist described the challenge as "the most difficult for sure" of all his high-profile escapades."
He's hardly going to say "actually, this'll be a piece of cake. Easier than the box thing, with all those Brits flying burgers up at me on RC helicoptors", is he? ;)
Posted Tuesday 23rd September 2008 14:02 GMT
So hes hanging upside down, but can move his head up when he feels like it.....ok....and the point of this is? Id be more impressed if he fell and went splat on the icerink below.
Sorry, but I really am bored of his 'amazing stunts'
Posted Tuesday 23rd September 2008 14:02 GMT
Why?
Surely he's aware that eminent physicist Richard Feynman postulated gravitic and muscular mechanisms and then verified the muscle hypothesis experimentally by peeing upside down.
Posted Tuesday 23rd September 2008 14:02 GMT
I notice that Google Adsense is currently punting "2008 Diet Of The Year" next this article.
Nice
Posted Tuesday 23rd September 2008 14:02 GMT
OK I'm repeating what's been said above but the man's a complete arse!
Posted Tuesday 23rd September 2008 14:02 GMT
... the British satirical stand-up Marcus Brigstock dismisses Blaine as 'the Git Wizard' and rants against him at every opportunity.
I'm with Brigstock; Blaine is a hateful mistake by god, a catheterised egregious show-off, a zit on the face of humanity. He should be removed from the gene pool immediately. He and his meretricious stunts should be terminated forthwith.
Nurse! My sedative please!
Posted Tuesday 23rd September 2008 14:02 GMT
until I saw the subtitle, I had hope on this one...
Posted Tuesday 23rd September 2008 14:02 GMT
Attention Whore.
That guy must have ADD.
Posted Tuesday 23rd September 2008 14:37 GMT
Seriously hoping that his head would literally explode. Unfortunately looks like his inverse-stork shenanigans have put paid to that.
Maybe we should just light a fier under him and see how long he lasts then.
Posted Tuesday 23rd September 2008 14:37 GMT
Batty stunt.
'Nuff said.
Posted Tuesday 23rd September 2008 14:37 GMT
Let's all get some sticks and see if sweets come out.
Posted Tuesday 23rd September 2008 14:37 GMT
...somebody will forget to cut him down afterward!
Posted Tuesday 23rd September 2008 14:37 GMT
QUOT: That is all.
AGREED
mines is the one with the upside down pockets
Posted Tuesday 23rd September 2008 14:37 GMT
because I genuinely thought he was dead. Imagine my disappointment when I read the rest.
Posted Tuesday 23rd September 2008 14:43 GMT
Seriously. 72 hours in ice. Easy, if you have an understanding of basic science.
And 44 days in a box without food? Sure he did that. And when they covered the sides it was, er, for cleaning or something. Riiiiiight.
Paris - because she's good at getting publicity for sod all as well.
Posted Tuesday 23rd September 2008 14:43 GMT
with this waste of air if he did replicated another 'stunt' -
Glenn Miller's Last Flight!
David. FUCK OFF and quit bothering us, you WANKER!
Paris, as she may be able to help relieve his blood engorged head.
Posted Tuesday 23rd September 2008 14:43 GMT
Marcus Brigstock also got it spot on when he labelled the box stunt a "Twat dangle"
Posted Tuesday 23rd September 2008 14:43 GMT
Another freakdangle by the Git Wizard. Marcus Brigstocke will be pleased.
Posted Tuesday 23rd September 2008 14:43 GMT
does this article fit under the category of entertainment?
The only entertainment I shall get out of this illusionist, no, dillusionists pointless exercise is writing this comment.
Posted Tuesday 23rd September 2008 14:43 GMT
He may be a 'git wizard', but use of the term 'egregious' causes me greater pain than having to spend fourteen nanoseconds about a man in a box / upside down / on fire every couple of years.
Posted Tuesday 23rd September 2008 15:35 GMT
Am i the only person here who never ceases to be amazed by the ever more impressive stunts this incredible man can do ?
He sat down for several days .........in..............ice...............
Then he sat down for even more days..................in....................a......................box.................
Then he even lay down in..............a......................different....................box.
Now hes inverse....................standing.................up.................... WITHOUT A BOX.
Has this man no fear ??????????
Now come on thats just genius.
Posted Tuesday 23rd September 2008 15:41 GMT
Because, before he decided to go on a major ego trip and try to become the next Houdini (and I think we're all hoping he repeats Houdini's last stunt sooner rather than later) he was actually a very good close-up magician. In fact, according to a recent piece in one of the UK papers, he still is. He largely pays his bills by doing private performances for the rich and/or obnoxious.
Basically, if you've got lots of money, you can pay a fortune to watch him perform some seriously impressive close-up magic.
If you're poor and retarded, you can watch him sitting, standing, hanging upside down or whatever for free.
Posted Tuesday 23rd September 2008 15:41 GMT
...is what he reminds me of.
"Look at me! look at me! Look what I can do!"
Posted Tuesday 23rd September 2008 15:49 GMT
That about sums it up for this pointless waste of resources.
Flames, because his next trick should be showing us all how the Salem Witch trials ended, people stood in fire till they're burnt to a crisp.
Posted Tuesday 23rd September 2008 17:56 GMT
That is all.
Posted Tuesday 23rd September 2008 17:56 GMT
From what I recall, as well as the helicopters people were hitting his glass box with golf balls. If they do that again they'll get to hit him, which has to be a bonus. Perhaps this is why he's doing this "stunt" in the states rather than London.
Posted Tuesday 23rd September 2008 17:56 GMT
Is someone planning to cut the ropes holding him up?
Posted Tuesday 23rd September 2008 20:14 GMT
by a stunning.....
twat dangle, love it!!
Posted Tuesday 23rd September 2008 20:14 GMT
Heh, witches weren't actually burned in Salem. They were hung. Witches were only burned in europe.
Posted Tuesday 23rd September 2008 20:14 GMT
What's wrong with 'egregious' in this context? The modern usage of the word means '...conspicuously, outstandingly bad....ridiculous to an extraordinary degree'
In which case, it seems a very apt description of the Git Wizzard.
But why are we wasting so many keystrokes on him? He should just FOAD.
Posted Tuesday 23rd September 2008 20:14 GMT
I managed to show an interest in a David Blaine stunt for an amazing ten seconds.
Posted Tuesday 23rd September 2008 20:14 GMT
What an idiot - he can't even commit suicide correctly...
Shame...
Posted Tuesday 23rd September 2008 20:14 GMT
Now if he dangled himself by his bollocks for 70 hours, I'd be impressed, as it would probably take him that long to find them.
Twat.
Posted Tuesday 23rd September 2008 20:14 GMT
Shame, I'd like to see him stung up by partisans and shot.
Posted Wednesday 24th September 2008 00:15 GMT
Does that make this a Cupid Stunt?
Posted Wednesday 24th September 2008 00:15 GMT
How's he gonna empty his colon? Will that be by catheter too? Could get messy. :/
Posted Wednesday 24th September 2008 00:15 GMT
...because I hope he falls and splatters himself.
In other news, I hope someone laces his water intakes with LOTS OF LAXATIVE...
Paris, because we'd all love to see her do it while hanging upside down...
Posted Wednesday 24th September 2008 08:52 GMT
Hold on, this twat is still around???? I would have thought he would have gotten a clue by now and either attempted to pick up the art of magic again or gone back to his night job at McDonalds. Yet here he is still attempting to inflict these non events on the public. Oh well could be worse, could be a double bill with david blaine and criss angel.
paris, cos she has more talent in her..... well you get the idea.
Posted Wednesday 24th September 2008 08:52 GMT
I laughed out loud at the Mussolini reference. Someone else will have to do the explaining, I won't spoil it here. One clue...you have to be a certain age to remember that event.
Posted Wednesday 24th September 2008 08:52 GMT
I think the Bo Selecta David Blaine had him to a T!
Posted Wednesday 24th September 2008 08:52 GMT
I am glad I wasn't the only one who noticed that this time its indoors and not in London.
And t was RC helis, golfballs, laser pointers, and fog horns
The best bit of that stunt was the british publics response :)
Posted Wednesday 24th September 2008 08:52 GMT
I had hoped he was hanging from his neck, not his feet